Cutting Lettuce

-Verb-

Counting money; normally with a substantial amount of bills. Cutting lettuce is commonly reffered to when making bands .

"Hey Fetty, what you doing?"

"Just Cutting Lettuce"

by Brampton Wasteyute May 2, 2016

lettuce lad

Moist cunt

Max is such a lettuce lad, could he be anymore wet

by Laycks November 24, 2016

devil's lettuce

Weed, ganja, cannabis sensamillia, marijuana, reefer, grass, pot.

No, I don't smoke the Devil's Lettuce, you Goddamn Hippie!

by jjthemick May 18, 2006

electric lettuce

Slang for Marijuana.

Man I got fucked up on electric lettuce last night.

by Niloc July 15, 2008

burger king foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get

by Remour May 18, 2018

Lettuce Gnomes

Lettuce Gnomes is slang for "Letting us know." It is usually used when someone says some information that is stupid or that no one cares about.

Eyonix: The expansion is delayed until January 27
Someguy: THANX FOR LETTUCE GNOMES

by Maurina October 31, 2006

Crisp Lettuce

Money, usually new money direct from the bank. A bill that is in circulation can still be crisp lettuce but once is loses that new bill smell it’s just lettuce.

Bro 1. Dude, I just got a stack of crisp lettuce. Do you know what that means?

Bro 2. Titty Bar?

Bro 1. Shit yeah!

Stripper 1. Mmmhhhmm girlfriend I had a real good night.

Stripper 2. Yeah sister those two white boys gave me all their crisp lettuce.

Wife 2. You smell like cigarettes, lotion and cheap beer, did you spend all that crisp lettuce at the strip club?

Bro 2. Bro 1. man the secret is out they know we spent all of our lettuce.

by Dbos617 May 22, 2009