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Lepure

When a man gets a dildo shoved down his urethra, while he is about to cum and is cock blocked. A very painful way to get back at a guy you don't like.
Philip: Man, I got lepured last night.
John: Damn I heard that hurts.
by Cockblocker6969 November 2, 2011
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Italian leisure suit

A cotton jump suit typically worn by Italians while doing leisurely things such as gambling, wearing large gold chains, and kicking faces in. A standard Italian liesure suit will have a zip up upper (with white T-shirt under) and matching pants. Said liesure suit can be nylon or cotton and converted to Italian formal wear simply by adding an italian neck tie (gold chain) and sandals with white socks.
JUSTIN- "That Everlast Italian leisure suit is dope Jayson".

JAYSON- "I know, I was so happy the Steelers beat Cincy that I thought I would treat myself to somthething special".
by ORANGES-ARE-RIPE April 2, 2009
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Leisure World

The first major planned retirement community of its type in the US, located in Seal Beach. Known for the giant spinning globe at the entrance and the many car accidents that occur at the intersection in front.
Mom, if you don't un-ground me, we're putting you in Leisure World.
by havocslavic June 25, 2008
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LeisurePlex

Getting kicked out of a Plex for dry-humping on a pool table. And then getting cautioned by the cops.
Usage: 'Doing a Leisure Plex.'

Example: 'Fitzy & Humpy are remembered for doing a LeisurePlex in Cork'.
by JimJam Claw March 10, 2007
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competitive leisure

In contrast to “leisure”, which can be idle time of ease, respite, and relaxation, competitive leisure is the use of free time to engage in an activity, typically done only to relax and relieve stress, to instead compete to achieve a goal in order to feel superior to others who may also enjoy the same leisure activity, so that the leisurely feelings of ease, respite, and relaxation are dependent on winning, besting others, and succeeding at pointing out to others one’s own superiority.
Eric and Tim rode their fat tire bikes up the mountain trail in the snow for an hour, neither one wanting to quit, letting their fun ride become a battle of competitive leisure.
by PlasticSurgeryNinja June 6, 2019
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tits of leisure

Man boobs. Created when a man is lazy, doesn't work out and probably eats too much fast food. Men with tits of leisure should consider wearing a bro. See also moobs.
Gregory should not wear such tight shirts because his tits of leisure are so out of control.

Josh may want to think about hitting the gym more often to tone up his tits of leisure.
by Man Chin January 19, 2008
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Leisure Dump

Betterly known as LD When you sit down to dump and dont feel the need to rush, maybe with a paper/magazine.
''Right lads the footy starts in an hour im gnna take a leisure dump, whers todays sun?''
by D'' Family April 8, 2009
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