Leonard Cohen

Leonard Cohen is a Canadian singer-songwriter, poet and novelist. He was told that he was too old for music in the 60's. His music has been enjoyed and covered by people the world over. He wrote the only decent Jeff Buckley song, had an affair with Janis Joplin and was ordained a Buddhist monk in 1996, while remaining jewish... some... how...

his bassy vocals are among some of the coolest around and are very attractive to the ladies (apparently.) see "death of a ladies man." Easily the coolest canadian person ever, and on a par with bob dylan in terms of songwriting, Cohen is 74 and embarking on a world tour. he is rad beyond belief. he is the grandfather every aspiring musician wants. he was been covered by U2, nick cave and the bad seeds, REM, jeff buckley (albeit whingingly), the wainwright siblings (albeit nasally) and about a thousand others. see www.leonardcohenfiles.com

also he has his own cocktail called "red needles"

nick cave - "i love leonard cohen"
bono - "yes me too"
nick cave - "i was talking to lou reed"
lou reed - "leonard cohen is among highest and most influential echelon of songwriters"
bono - "yep"

"give me leonard cohen afterworld, so i can sigh, eternally"
-kurt cobain, pennyroyal tea

by sincerly l. cohen May 26, 2008

Leonard Ball

He hated fat people.

*Shows bench with five arm rests put close together, so you have to be slim in order to sit down.* "In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people"

by TelephoneKiosk November 29, 2010

Leonard

Leonards are loyal, trustworthy, caring, kind and very grumpy. Usually says dammit. Intelligent and attractive. Leonard's usually have black hair and brown/ blue eyes. Usually falls for girls with long brown hair and blue eyes. he never gives up. Usually ends up working as a doctor, or a physicist.

Billy: hey man what's up? I got another girl
Lenny: dammit man!
Billy: omg lol u just pulled a Leonard

by Thedefineddefiner June 4, 2015

Leonard Bernstein

The only two lyrics that EVERYONE knows from the song "It's The End of the World As We Know It" by REM.

"The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. .. *mumble* *mumble* *mumble* LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!"

by Dustin Parsons July 16, 2006

leonardo dicaprio

Hottest guy to ever live. He became every girls fantasy after starring in "Titanic". That movie captures every girls heart. He has currently been in "The Departed" and "Blood Diamond".

<3

"DANGGG YO. Have you seen Leonardo Dicaprio in his new movie?! IT WAS THE SHIZZ!"

by Laurennnnnn December 17, 2006

leonardo dicaprio

The dream of nearly every heterosexual woman in America.

Even my mother is fond of Leonardo diCaprio. Not exactly I though.

by K@ E. May 5, 2007

Leonard

He is the most simpathetic person you’ll ever meet.He has the sweetest smile in the world and never fails to make you laugh.His eyes are so beautiful that you lose yourself in them.He would never want to hurt you if you are a meaningful person to him,his heart is soft even tho he try’s to act tough.He is the guy that would do all the stupid shit with u.He always thinks that he is a bad friend or worthless because he doesn’t know the he in fact is the most important human in your life and if you would loose him all would be over.He is so unbelievable beautiful from the inside also form the outside.

Oh u see that boy
Yeah
That’s Leonard
Omg his smile is like woah

by Person1993666 May 7, 2018