Lolmonster

Something you say when you hear a joke that is utterly and insanely hilarious. An awesome word used by only awesome people. If you make fun of someone who uses this word, you are lame because it is the coolest word in the universe.

Boy: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

Brunette: I dont know , tell me.

Boy: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Brunette: OMG.... lolmonster!!! such an epic joke!!

by MarilenaAwesome March 29, 2011

Leominster

Leominster, MA is the bestest city in New England. Our rivals are fitchburg and fitchburg sucks so dont go there. We rule, you dont.

GO BLUE DEVILS, (leominster masscot)

by coolpersonjknotreally September 11, 2011

Lemasterism

The philosophical teachings of Fred LeMaster. These will help future teachers with classroom management skills. Students say he should write a book with all his insights of teaching.

Brandy: What can I do with this student that is acting crazy?
Kim: Oh yeah what did that one teacher tell us?
Ryan: LEMASTERISMS!!

by Block 2 March 5, 2009

Lemster

a person who is syrian and NOT persian. she is extremely beautiful and funny. deep down inside they want the american accent but dont admit it. they love the spanish language as well. this person also never stop texting through BBM. this person also love horror movie, sex and the city, 24!!!!

dude put your blackberry down youre becoming a lemster!?!!?

OMg 24 is on!!! dudes shut up im in lemster mode!

by ch - sergatron March 28, 2010

Braeden Lemasters

A super cool and crazy talented guitarist and singer in the band Wallows, alongside Dylan Minnette and Cole Preston. He’s very funny and very kind. Stan for clear skin

Braeden Lemasters? more like BAEden Lemasters

by c837y January 29, 2021

North Leominster

The northern section of Leominster, MA that borders the Fitchburg airport. Full of mostly retired white people, some apartments, and about 3 convenience stores. The west half is pretty low-middle class, and the east half is straight up rich. Lots of criminals come here because of almost 0% police presence. Lots of 18-25 year old walk around getting into trouble, and have keggers in the many woods to choose from. Daily activities include hitting up Cumby's for a white owl and walking for 49 seconds before someone you know calls you from across the street. Everyone either spends the whole day on the streets or getting a buzz from whatever they can find. Pretty much a dead town.
There's a couple places to find people.

1. King's Corner
2. Main St.
3. Any patch of woods
4. train tracks
5. infront of an abandoned building

ex. 1 "Damn this neighborhood sucks, I hate North Leominster"

ex. 2 "Lets hit up NLEO theres never popes(cops) up there"

by birdmamma December 10, 2010

Jovi lemonstre

Someone who is extremely talented

Someone who can not do without Twitter

Someone who sold the highest copies of his Album

Some one who acts like a chick

Someone who beefs almost everybody

Someone who has the highest fan base in Cameroon
Some one who shoots videos with an Android phone

Someone who is being respected like a god

Someone who claims to know Everything

Someone who created the Mboko sound

He knows everything ,he is such a Jovi lemonstre

by Yongka May 13, 2019