Lemoning

A form of sexual activity in which two men recreate the act of juicing a lemon with their genitals
Guess who I'll be lemoning tonight Richard ;)
by Ellen McLenald February 25, 2018
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lemon

Did you see those lemons that Flip picked last night? They were pretty juicy. No one picks more natural lemons than Flip. Hers are the best.
by DTAP March 23, 2008
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lemoned

when a lemon is thrown at a guy really hard and it hits them in their balls.
kid 1- Hey what happened to joe over there
kid 2- he just got lemoned
kid 1- oh lol sucks to suck
by the boy next store October 23, 2012
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Lemon

Lemon: An really sour fruit really sour don't try it Trust Me.
This Lemon is possesed by Sourness
by TSM_AK June 13, 2016
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lemon

1) A delicious yellow citrus fruit, good with Coke or Pepsi. Many find it sour.

2) A fanfiction rated NC-17 for graphic sexual situations, banned on fanfiction.net

3) A sexual game played by horny high school students. The names of five boys are written down, as well as five things one can do with a lemon, five girls, five female body parts, and five location. They are then numbered from one to five in a random order to create amusing sentences.
1) I don't like lemons. They're sour.

2) Ohmigosh, I read this totally hawt Hermione/Draco lemon!!

3)Let's play LEMON!
by piper-san June 17, 2005
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Lemoning

When a couple acts as though they are the only ones around, refusing, or barely acknowledging anyone's presence, yet complaining when they are not invited to events. This act makes events sour and unbearable.
Ugg Kaitlin and Ryan are totally lemoning, they didn' even say hi because they were so involved with themselves.
by lazerst November 12, 2010
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lemon

My computer is so slow, I really think it's a lemon.
by Susy Zimzel December 07, 2002
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