lemons

What Martha Stewart missed most while in jail, her family was a distance second.

Reporter: Martha what did you miss most when you were in prison?
Martha: Lemons...
Reporter: Anything else.
Martha: No just lemons
(5 second pause)
Martha: And my family
That is all true, search the web if you don't belive me

by Citizen of Kane April 23, 2005

lemon

A lemon is another word for a lesbian.

1. Amy your such a lemon!
2. Poppy and abbie are such lemons

by rachel mundey June 2, 2010

lemon

A term that discribes any type of new vehicles that needs constant repairs.

Man! I just bought this brand new car & it turns out to be a lemon!!!

by BruinKiller3469 March 23, 2009

Lemon

The word that best describes a socially awkward, lugubrious, and unflattering person, animal, or situation.

1) Why is this lemon on the football team? Go back to being awkward somewhere else, nerd.

2) That was such a lemon move man, she will never buy your mix-tape now.

by Swahilliansugar September 25, 2013

Lemon

Lemon means sex in Wattpad.

Hotdog x Donut (LEMON)
vagina x penis (OMG LEMON!!11!1)

by ThatOneGUYinschool October 12, 2018

Lemons

the stragglers within a congregation of which no one likes yet are still unbeknowing of the hatred directed towards them

e.g. "Brittany and Kylie are such lemons why the fuck do they sit with us? Do they know that none of us like them?"

by darbluva101 August 10, 2015

Lemon

Something like a camel toe, but smooth

"Good God Lemon!"
"Sorry, I guess I'm not up with the lingo.. but... 'lemon'? Is it something like a camel toe, but smooth? I am completely ignorant, here."

by antagonym May 9, 2015