Leaning Tower of Poopsa

A turd so long it touches the bottom of the bowl before leaving one's asshole, causing the turd to lean and get poop on your balls.

The toilets in this foreign hotel are so shallow, I took a leaning tower of poopsa.

by sidewinder717 November 11, 2013

Leaning Tower of Pat

It is similar to the Eiffel Tower position except one male participant has a broken leg and can’t stand so it is forced to be leaned over.

Got invited to a 3-way for an Eiffel Tower last night but with my broken leg we had to do the Leaning Tower of Pat instead. Great alternative!

by Pseudofritz September 22, 2020

Gay leaning

When a straight man does something that can be construed as gay.

I saw my friend wearing a LuluLemon shirt and I told him that that was gay leaning.

by GArY STRAIGHTington August 24, 2019

leningasm

An orgasm achieved by being stunned by the amzing oral (or general) prowess of Vladimir lenin. Often only affecting history teachers of a suspiciously kinky nature, who want to go back in time and start a war in his hot little anus! The smoothness of his legendary bald patch just turns some people on -- what can i say :s

the history class was rudley interuppted when Miss F had a leningasm

by trotskysbiatch October 2, 2007

Leoning

To dig out the best piece of cookie dough in a Ben & Jerry's cookie dough ice cream. Then to drop it on the floor. Then realize a few desperate minutes later. That you actually have spent a ridiculous amount of money on a FUCKING tub of ice-cream in a recession. Once realizing this, licking every precious cream liquid off of the floor.

Person A: Yeah man I was having so much fun throwing Ben & Jerry's ice-cream on the floor.
Person B: Man you better start leoning that! Have you seen how much shit that stuff costs?

by Hannah Leona February 13, 2009

shoes are leaning

when someone's shoes are so worn to the point where they are actually leaning. this is most commonly seen in boots.

person 1: damn... have you seen her shoes?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: her shoes are leaning they're so old!

by mxkxylx January 4, 2018

leininger

a bad ass mofo that will do your mom and sometimes your grandma your granpa or your dad will try fighting him but he will calmly slit their througts with his expinsive butterfly knife that he stole from hitler

eww last night i walked in on leininger having a threesome with my mom and my grandma

by chi chang chong chew March 26, 2008