witness the litness

You're about to experience something amazing! Something spectacular! Something so lit that your mind will be blown and shattered! Witness the Litness is basically when a dude thinks everything is "lit" or cool/badass and wants to show the whole world what he has. It can be a trick, a flip, something like video, something inside his pants or her pants lol Witness the Litness is an experience. Embrace it. Accept it. Cuz remember, everybody is a candle, but not everybody is lit.

"Okay Eber, you're about to witness the litness as i try to do some stupid shit. Lets hope i don't die and that it stays lit."

by FerCatchTheseHands February 11, 2017

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Litness

The measure of how lit someone or something is

The litness of the party was so high

by Vsm20129 June 13, 2016

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Litness Professional

When one dresses in a business professional attire but nonetheless looks lit as fuck.

Person A: damn bruhhh, I like your suit it’s so lit. You look nice in business professional.
Person B: It’s called Litness Professional. I ain’t playin’.

by Lev98 January 2, 2018

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Legities

A combination of the two words Legit and Titties, meaning someone has an extremely nice rack or set of boobs.

Pronounced: "legit.ies", basically add "ies" to legit and you got it.

"That girl is haggard but her "legities" bring it all together."

"If she dont got "legities" don't bother."

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"I'm goin out to score some "legities"

by Justin Leo Garret Jonah Brett Derek March 23, 2008

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Legities

A combination of the two words "Legit" and "Titties". Meaning a girl has infact Legit titties, or if your out of the loop it means a girl has a really nice rack.

Pronounced: "Legit.ies"

"That chick has some fucking legities!"

"Dude shes a butterface but her legities bring it all together"

"Im goin' out to score me some legities"

by robojmo March 23, 2008