A fat unemployed 25 year old loser who sits on his ass all day living in his parent’s basement that smells like dog shit and farts all while playing the same disgusting “league of legends game”. His diet consists of pizza and sodas. This so called “gamer” is too fat and lazy to touch grass or even get up to go to the bathroom. He sleeps in his broken chair (broken because he’s so fat) and in his sleep he dreams about his dad loving him.
by dhar woman July 19, 2022
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“The skinniest legends” is a group chat composed on instagram by fat people. They released 3 singles up from their upcoming self titled album “the skinniest legends”, one of them being “Deco bitches” which received 10 platinum plaques and topped the instagram explore page. The group chat is currently run by : “@60sdeath”, “@radiocola”,”@pastventura”,”@tropicodaze”, deactivated account “@moteldeath”, “@lizzystrailer” ,”@sleepingwithwitches”,”@lolitaslolly”,”@ridingtheride”,”@lanadelrey and her @honeymoon account” , as well as “@70s.delrey”,”@highbyethebeach”,”@tropicobaby”,”@lanaismybestfriend”,”@gayjailer”,”@lustforfroots” , “@missborntolose”, “@groupielover” and “@delreydisease”.
•“Mom, can i preorder the skinniest legends album?, its 10,99 dollars!”
•“Did you hear the skinniest legends new song? Its really skinny!”
•”lanaismygod to neohumanism : did you hear about the skinny legends? They are so ratchet! I’m CaLliNg ThE CoPs!”
•“Did you hear the skinniest legends new song? Its really skinny!”
•”lanaismygod to neohumanism : did you hear about the skinny legends? They are so ratchet! I’m CaLliNg ThE CoPs!”
by Lust for froots September 15, 2018
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Person1: Hey, have you heard about War of Legends?
Person2: You mean that game that Jagex published in order to steal our cash with micro-transactions and is an exact copy of Evony?
Person1: Yeah...wana play together with me and build a kingdom?
Person2: Sure! Wait up....DAD CAN I HAVE UR CREDITCAAARD!?!?
Person2: You mean that game that Jagex published in order to steal our cash with micro-transactions and is an exact copy of Evony?
Person1: Yeah...wana play together with me and build a kingdom?
Person2: Sure! Wait up....DAD CAN I HAVE UR CREDITCAAARD!?!?
by Montanax January 21, 2010
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Person A: Do you play RAID: Shadow Legends?
Person B: Fuck you, fuck off.
Person A: Aw, I just want to tell you that you get 5 Billion silver and 1 googolplex chests!
Person B: *walks away while blocking A's all social media*
Person B: Fuck you, fuck off.
Person A: Aw, I just want to tell you that you get 5 Billion silver and 1 googolplex chests!
Person B: *walks away while blocking A's all social media*
by Shredity July 22, 2020
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A game that only sexy women and hot men play, unlike Fortnite which is filled with fat sweaty virgins.
A game that only sexy women and hot men play, unlike Fortnite which is filled with fat sweaty virgins.
Man, I wish I could find a girl but I play fortnite instead of apex legends...
Guess I’ll just be gay.
Guess I’ll just be gay.
by RaiD_Saint February 7, 2019
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