death lecture

Death lecture is a lecture given to you by an asian parent, stating everything bad you've every done in the world.

Asian Mom: John, you got B+, what wrong with you, you can't drive, you can't cook, you don't clean, you sit on your lazy ass all day...
John: *Get getting death lectured*

by exxo56456451 April 21, 2007

University lecturers

A special type of teacher that makes you feel uniquely unintelligent. Even after you've supposedly become an adult and know everything like your parents do.

Tom- 'you alright Ed you look down?'

Ed-'yeah mate just dealing with my University lecturers.'

by Towntrain January 16, 2017

Brian LeClaire

A Frenchman , slab master, supreme male.

I was on the lake and pulled a Brian LeClaire and ended up with a boat full of slabs.

by Ryan boone October 26, 2019

the leclerc

The act of a sexual nature in which you are having anal with your counterpart and proceed to exit his or her anal cavity, drench your member in maple syrup and have him or her perform fellatio on said penis.

Aw, dude. I gave her such a crazy night.
Oh yeah, what did you do?
We did the Jane Fonda, and then the Leclerc.
...Ew dude.

by marc dunbar the third March 22, 2009

Lex Luthor/lexluthor

A person who is your friend, but at the same time, is your worst enemy (as Lex Luthor is to Clark Kent of 'Superman' and 'Smallville' fame).

I love Kathy but she's such a lexluthor.

by Jim November 25, 2004

lechuza

1. Any elusive bird-like creature/spirit that terrorizes people, esp. at night.
2. A witch or "bruja" that has taken the form of such a creature.

A lechuza can appear at any time and any place, but these feathery spirits seem particularly prone to spread their wings and terrorize those who have consumed alcohol. Cars driving down lonely highways also seem a favorite target of lechuzas. Especially common in Mexico and the southwestern United States

!Ay Dios Mio, es una lechuza!

by Jimmy January 1, 2005

lecture crashing

VERB
The act of attending a university lecture for a class you do not take.
Derivative of gate crash

Reasons behind this behaviour vary... One could lecture crash to keep a friend company, to hide the fact that they have no one to hang out with during a break, to try before you buy, or maybe just because they find the subject interesting.

"Hey Clementine! What are you doing here?! I didn't know you took psych 101!"

"Hey Fatima, nahh I don't, I'm just lecture crashing"

by RoboBear September 20, 2011