To betray (esp. publically) the way that Brutus did Caesar, Judas did Jesus, and LeBron James did Cleveland, Akron, and Cavs fans everywhere. It’s bad enough to defect secretly or quietly (i.e., Benedict Arnold), but it’s another thing to do it on ESPN -- digging the dagger as deep as possible. “Et tu, Brute?” That’s like not having the guts to break up face-to-face with your girlfriend of seven years, so you let her and the entire world know by simply changing your Facebook status to “single.” Really? Maybe it’s time to get the cursive “Loyalty” tattoo removed from the left side of your rib cage.
Son: Welcome to my parents golden anniversary everyone! While I have a moment on the mic, let me just say that you were terrible parents, Mom and Dad.
Dad: Are you LeBron-ing us? But we loved you unconditionally. We did anything we could to make you happy. We’re even letting you live in our basement. Does this mean you’re moving out?
Son: Yes. I’m taking my talents to South Beach.
Dad: Are you LeBron-ing us? But we loved you unconditionally. We did anything we could to make you happy. We’re even letting you live in our basement. Does this mean you’re moving out?
Son: Yes. I’m taking my talents to South Beach.
by whiteboyDJ November 06, 2010
the action of throwing yourself to the floor after a light brush by another player, person or animal. followed by an angry facial expression claiming it is not in any way your fault that you are on the ground
As he walked by the woman, her arm brushed against his and he thrust himself to the floor with an angry face. He was lebroning her
by dictionaryperson12345678906 February 18, 2014
by sherhag June 19, 2011
Gloria: I had sex with Delonte
LBJ: Moooommmmm!
Gloria: I LeBroned you like you like you LeBroned Cleveland.
LBJ: Moooommmmm!
Gloria: I LeBroned you like you like you LeBroned Cleveland.
by Brent Cleveland July 12, 2010
Defined on DontLebronMe.com
-verb
canceling too close to a deadline; not leaving others the time to find a replacement.
-verb
canceling too close to a deadline; not leaving others the time to find a replacement.
-> “Rich lebronned his duty of being the DD, forcing us to walk home last night.”
-> “We planned on meeting you guys last night, but the babysitter had to lebron for some new guy she met.”
-> “Every single time you tell me I can count on you, you back out and screw me. All I’m saying is, if you promise me you’ll be there, Don’t Lebron Me.”
-> “The boss doesn’t tolerate lebrons.”
-> “We planned on meeting you guys last night, but the babysitter had to lebron for some new guy she met.”
-> “Every single time you tell me I can count on you, you back out and screw me. All I’m saying is, if you promise me you’ll be there, Don’t Lebron Me.”
-> “The boss doesn’t tolerate lebrons.”
by DontLebronMe October 26, 2010
1. (v.) to stab someone (or something) in the back by leaving in an extravagant manner, such as getting a one-hour TV special to let your decision be known.
2. (n.) A person with a giant ego that needs to be in control. Tends to leave loved ones, hurting those people in the process.
2. (n.) A person with a giant ego that needs to be in control. Tends to leave loved ones, hurting those people in the process.
1. Friend: How are you planning to LeBron you're fiance?
Groom: I'm probably going to get up on the table during the rehearsal dinner and tell everyone that I'm leaving her. Afterwards, I'll slap her and pour wine all over her.
2. Friend: Are you okay?
Bride: No. Jack just left me at the rehearsal dinner.
Friend: It's okay. You don't want to marry a LeBron anyways.
Groom: I'm probably going to get up on the table during the rehearsal dinner and tell everyone that I'm leaving her. Afterwards, I'll slap her and pour wine all over her.
2. Friend: Are you okay?
Bride: No. Jack just left me at the rehearsal dinner.
Friend: It's okay. You don't want to marry a LeBron anyways.
by xprime3234 July 09, 2010
The act of hijacking an hour of TV to tell thousands of people something they already know. See State of the Union Address.
Does LeBron have to take this long to say he's going to the Heat? Now there'll only be 3 episodes of SportsCenter tonight, instead of 4.
by Tikibarberfan July 09, 2010