Poon Lagoon

The "Poon" is known as a Womans Vagina as we know, so a "poon lagoon" is a Womans Bathroom.

Hey Sarah sorry i took so long in the poon lagoon.

or

Dood that chick droped a duce in the poon lagoon

by Joe Gadow July 24, 2008

Iron-Legion

Iron-Legion(Iron Syndicate) is a Nazi LARP group dedicated to supporting inbreeding. Iron-Legion is only found in platforms like Discord or Telegram. Iron-Legion is mostly revolved around proving who is superior and who carries a better superiority complex, Iron-Legion has identical policies to the Third Reich, ironic regarding that most Iron-Legion members have origin countries that were regarded as "Not Aryan Enough to Survive" by Adolf Schicklgruber himself, nearly every Iron-Legion member turns out to be a Redditor neckbeard weeb, who Larps and ERPs like a 12-year-old girl. Iron-Legion has a long history of making 4chan fan-fictions of people whom they don't like for example making rape and Beastiality stories about their victims, their victims are kids ranging between 13-17 who are still in their age of innocence. Iron-Legion members have a strange disease of lying, They are not concerned with the difference between truth and falsehood they do not bother to distinguish fact from fantasy, In fact, their lying is a disease no Antibiotic can cure, They never stop lying, while normal people lie on occasion and often for special reasons, they lie continually - not occasionally or even frequently, but over and over like a chronic liar. They are complete without conscience.No matter what misery their fabrications may cause to the unsuspecting victims, They have a long history of persistent falsification.

Random Chad: Why are you trying to prove me a degenerate I don't support 4chan or socialize with degenerates!
Iron-legion member: WTF HOW CAN YOU BLAME ME SKILL ISSUE ! SKILL ISSUE! (*develops rage and seethes*)

by BadCompany2 August 15, 2021

Gaming Lagoon

A get-paid-to (GPT) website that sends you free prizes and cash by having you fill out offers and surveys.

www.gaminglagoon.com/main_homepage

Gamer 1: "I just got free Xbox live points without paying a dime!"

Gamer 2: "I just got my free 8 gb flash drive in the mail today!"

Gamer 1 and 2 in unison: "ROCK ON, GAMING LAGOON!"

by KawaiiDesuu July 24, 2009

lagoon donkey

a fucking ugly woman

shit you look like a lagoon donkey

by fwaaf September 16, 2002

Lagooninology

Lagooninology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Lagoons and all the factors that relate or contribute to an optimal Lagoonin experience. An individual must take classes at an accredited Lagooninology institution in order to obtain expertise in Lagooninology. The size and shape of the Lagoon must always be taken into account when determining a possible location for Lagoonin. The weather as well as the temperature of the water and the air must also always be updated. The depth of the Lagoon is also vital to understand. The direction and speed of the wind is also essential to understand when determining a Lagooninology rating. It is the inalienable right of every Lagooner to have an optimal Lagoonin experience.

Guy 1: Yo lets check the Lagooninology reports before choosing the right Lagoon for Lagoonin.

Guy 2: Yo lets hit up that Crystal Lagoon!! It got good ratings from Lagooninology. And its over 6 acres!!

Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!!

Girl 1: We out here! We Lagoonin!

by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017

Sploosh lagoon

When your belly button is full of cum

I ended up with a big sploosh lagoon after that gang bang.

by Ashtray4 September 29, 2015

Poo Lagoon

The description of a female's poo chute that is readily accesible by any person and/or object. The girl easily offers up backdoor entry and has logged hundreds of hours being penetrated in the stinky O-ring.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.

Frederick wasn't sure of how freaky Carla was until he ended up knee deep in her Poo Lagoon at the end of the night in his dad's Oldsmobile. He was pounding away at her backdoor until he couldn't stand the smell of the burnt turds and bubblegum. He then proceeded to Donkey Punch her until exploded poo and semen all over the steering wheel and dashboard.

His dad never let him use the car again...

by e-rips January 25, 2007