laziness

A chronic illness where victims lack the willpower to do anything requiring effort. The entire population suffers from this disease. There is no known cure.

Notice the man on the couch, watching television. He is a prime example of laziness.

by PrincessZeffie March 10, 2008

Laying Tarp

The act of laying down a tarp out of necessity after having not ejaculated for an exuberant amount of time. So much stored semen results, that if one didn't lay aforementioned tarp it would result in either nocturnal emissions or property damage.

Eric: Dude, I haven't jacked off in like a week...I think tonight's the night.
Pat: Well man if this is anything like Bukkake Sunday you better be laying tarp.
Eric: Yea man, I want to get back my security deposit too.

by Taintlover February 4, 2010

Laying down the Carpet

The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.

"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."

by Roogz April 9, 2008

laying the pipe

a man who is very talented sexually. a guy who can blow his girl's back out.

Girl my man can lay the pipe!

by daddysfavlilgrl October 30, 2003

Laziness Beard

A scruffy beard, usually grown by a man who claims to have much more important and time consuming things to do than shave, when, in fact he often spends his time playing online video games and dinning at Taco Bell-esque eateries. Most common on college students or people on their own for the first time. Most can not pull it off, unless grown for the optimal period of 3 to 5 months.

Man 1: "Dude you really need to shave, you have one big laziness beard going on!"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"

by GoCanes March 21, 2010

Layling

A girl with multiple personalities and many voices in her head, the girl who always dances with a smile on her face, can eat and eat and eat and always looks like a princess from a disney movie. Not to mention her feline features and the way she purrs when you rub her ears. The most girlie of girls but is so not. There is only one Layling, with many copies.

Who has eaten all the smoked salmon....Layling
She is not sleeping again....Layling
How much did Layling eat...
On time again Layling

by cbt42 July 22, 2011

Laziness

This.

I wrote laziness in a sentence.

by Fffhjiiufgnjj June 12, 2016