lasuite

A person trying to survive mental stress under the lasu atmosphere.

Be gentle on him, he's a lasuite.

by Drixzman November 15, 2022

Poop Chute Law Suit

Another name for the movie Philadelphia

Used in old 'trailers' for the film.

Lois was mentioning that Peter knew all the trailers for every movie ever made.

Lois: "Philadelphia"
Peter: "Poop Chute Law Suit"
Joe: "I don't remember that one."

by dickbag of dickbags December 6, 2009

lawsuite

What people threaten to do when you post nasty things about them on the internet.

Isn't "HEH HEH I BET THEY'D CHANGE THEIR TUNE IF WE ISSUED A LAWSUITE" what they say 99% of the time? Way to act just like them. (I know you said you're not really suggesting it...but still.)

It's not an actual possibility at all - surely being HERE of all places has taught you that.

by OMG LAWSUITE!!!1 January 7, 2005

Lawsuits

I mean.... You said they were lawsuits and now you're saying they're "equivalent to lawsuits". So... You called them lawsuits because you wanted people to think that they were lawsuits even though that they are NOT lawsuits. Not very precise in your speech there, buddy. Or maybe that's what you mean! THAT'S IT!!! By "Be precise in your speech" he means "Use your words in a way that allows you to controll how what you're saying is interpreted, RATHER THAN what you actually mean"

Hym "They are either lawsuits or they're not. You clearly want people to think they are lawsuits so you lead with the claim that they are lawsuits and then as you reveal more information you dial it back into something MORE TRUE than your original statement. See, Bertrand Russel's criticism of Socrates."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

Lawstitute

Female attorney who dresses provocatively in order to win over juries and judges.

That lawstitute pretended to drop her pen and showed off a g-string to juror number 3 and hung that robbery case. Solid work.

by Acquitted January 23, 2018