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Lava Lamp

Menstrual blood and discharge forming a heterogeneous mixture in a toilet bowl, resembling a lava lamp
Girl oh my god I had a ketchup packet and mayo packet at the same time last night and it created a lava lamp
by Johnnydoe April 7, 2025
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Lava lamp

Lava lamp is a lamp that has lava in it.
I shoved a lava lamp up his ass.
by Semix February 21, 2023
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lava lamp

Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023
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lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".
That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?
by Another September 14, 2008
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lava lamping

Oh no, our lava lamp, its not lava lamping.
by EEEEEEEE yes February 11, 2022
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lava lamp

(verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).
Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?

Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.
by #HodgePodgeLA April 1, 2021
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Lava lamp

When you pull out and finish on a dark woman's back
Man you should've seen the lava lamp I left on her last night!
by emte93 June 5, 2017
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