laserdisc

A home video format that was the pre-cursor to DVD. Stored movies on double sided 12" optical discs. Helped popularize "Bonus Features" on home video releases.

Movie Buff: "Before DVD, we were watchin' Laserdisc!"

by SuperSonicX June 10, 2005

lasercorn

The mighty lasercorn is like a unicorn, except the horn is a LASER. Looks sort of like a horse with a tiny lightsaber sticking out of the front of it's head.

Dude, look! A lasercorn!

by Markatansky June 13, 2011

Laser Rifle

Something you pew pew with. Generally fires a red laser beam; but green is also acceptable.

Alex was hit by a laser rifle, now Alex is a steaming pile of ash and Sam concludes its an improvement in the looks department.

by Marsbars777 March 27, 2009

Jack Lakershea

If you ever see a jack lakershea, run!,These vile creatures normally prey on children at least half their age and are know to scratch.They over weight thier prey and will and i repeat will touch the children A LOt. Don’t name you child jacks and most certainly don’t name thier last name lakershea or else they will grow up to Catfish children on roblox.

“Please no jack lakershea i’m only 8, i want to lose my virginity when i’m married PLEAAASEE”!

by Butthole=Jack November 9, 2021

lasercide

The intentional murder of a laser -- usually done in the name of science.

That scientist committed first degree lasercide on that poor, defenseless laser just to see how long it would operate at maximum candiosity...er...uh...INTENSITY before it pooped out.

by Telephony November 30, 2010

lasterday

the day before yesterday

I went to the mall lasterday.

by K-MARTTY January 21, 2008

lasterday

A word used to describe an indefinite time in the past (e.g. last week, last month, last year)

Remember lasterday when we went to the beach?

by Brian May 10, 2003