Laetitia

A Laetitia is a best friend anyone can have. She is perfect weight that is not too skinny yet not too fat. All the guys love her. If you have a friend named Laetitia I would kepp track of her, everyone wants to be her friend. Every guy falls head over heels for a Laetitia, because she is smart, kind, beautiful. Also Laetitia are usally French or Spanish.

1 Guy: Dam, did u see Laetitia 2day!!

2 Guy: Ya dude, she was smoking HOT!!!!

1 Girl: Heys, guys that's my BFF ur talking about

by I<3myBFFLaetitia October 7, 2010

Lanette

The sexiest, most beautiful amazing women you could ever find.. you are either unworthy or stupid to lose a Lanette.

Guy 1: Wow dude you found a Lanette!!
Guy 2: I know I am soooo lucky.

by CMGLRG January 2, 2012

Zetus Lapetus

An expression of exclamation from the popular Disney movie 'Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century' (1999). The expression is also frequently used in 'Zenon: The Zequel' (2001) and 'Zenon: Z3' (2004), both installments of the 'Zenon' television film series. However, there is no known translation or actual meaning of Zetus Lapetus.

Margie: "Oh my gosh, aliens are said to be arriving tomorrow from the nearby black hole!"

Zenon: "Zetus Lapetus! That's stellar Margie!"

by Sin Minor July 30, 2010

brown laser

the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea

An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.

by txba397 December 20, 2008

laser blaze

The act of smoking copious amounts of marijuana in an airtight room as one or a group of smokers use high-power laser pointers and/or mini projectors to illuminate the marijuana smoke, thus creating a light beam smoke show

Max: Don't forget to bring a bottle of wine and a laser pointer for tonight's dinner party and laser blaze

by Mirujuana January 13, 2013

Laetizia

Laetizia aka Laeti, is a beautiful person. Often times a Laeti will not realize how beautiful they are and lets other's opinions crowd their self judgement. Very smart and usually knows exactly when to say what and where. They don't often judge people upon first impressions or in general. A Laeti is very accepting. They are very accurate on when it comes to choosing friends. It is hard to gain their trust but once you're friends, they'll be by your side and help you whenever. They are very forgiving but not so much that people take advantage of them. Sometimes a Laetizia will hurt you and not notice it but everything else about them will make you understand and forgive them. Is shy and quiet at first but once you get to know them, is the biggest goof ball. Loves to make people laugh and is a great friend. Sweet and sensitive and has the cutest personality. The most loyal friend you will ever have, and the best lover you will meet, if you're lucky to get them, don't let go. Beautiful, intelligent, friendly, kind, sexy... Most gorgeous hair and face.

Person 1: Have you heard of that girl Laetizia

Person 2: Oh, you mean Leddy that pretty shordy.

Person 1: Yes! it's actually Laeti

by eleanorbmtn November 15, 2019

shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".

"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"

by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010