lapped

(adj) being one or more laps behind in a race. A lapped car is at least one lap behind the car in first place.

You're in first place, now watch out for the lapped cars ahead.

by 5'1"Racer April 29, 2005

snatch lapper

1. A lesbian

2. A person who loves to perform oral sex on women and is constantly on the prowl for opportunities.

So, have you heard? Apparently Josephine is a snatch lapper?

Wow, that guy, Josh, I met last night. What an animal in the sack. He's a really talented snatch lapper.

Man, that guy, Pete, he's a serial snatch lapper. He went down on that pig, Julie at the party last night, right on the damn couch in front of everyone.

by CA-35 August 30, 2009

snapper lapper

A lesbian, or bisexual female who performs oral sex on another female.

John, don't get your hopes up, she's a snapper lapper.

by Ape.man July 9, 2007

Lapper

someone who is too cowardly to do something, they don't have enough balls

Paul backed out of that fight, he's a lapper

He was too much of a lapper to kiss me

by eljx July 6, 2005

Lappe

A cold-blooded creature found primarily in service related departments.

It has been known to attack on sight and customers should proceed with extreme caution. It has an extreme temper due to it being suppressed by it's spouse when of duty.
Furthermore it likes cookies and will kill you to get at them.

Look it's lappe. Run if you want to keep your data safe.

by Cricketmanne February 18, 2011

shit lapped

when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.

Joe: Have you seen Terran?

Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.

by highyieldjoe November 4, 2013

Lappeenranta

A city in Finland where even people oriented with Straight Edge-subculture drink their asses off regularly.

How many straight edge's it takes to a drink bottle of vodka in Lappeenranta? - One, when his friends are not around.

by akkez April 25, 2011