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Dirty Manchester

The act of jerking/sucking off one, or more, individuals, while shitting on another.
"Hey Mike, I heard you were in on a dirty manchester."
"Yeah, I was the guy getting shit on. It was fucked up."
by Shenaniganz13 October 7, 2015
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manchester

Manchester is when a friend says somthing they will do and if you quickly say manchester before another word comes out of their mouth then they will have to perform what they had said they were going to do. If they do not do it then they get a slap by the person who called manchester. If some asks "are you going to kill yourself" and the person replies "yes" or "yea" and you call manchester then the person who replied yes must still perform it whether they said it or not.
"Im gonna shit on your chest" MAnchester!!!!. Person must shit on their chest or they get slapped.
by 98taa98 March 9, 2017
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lancaster uk

smallest city in the uk.... populated by students, chavs and old people. student bar ever 20m or so, home to the greatest campus uni in the country and the legendary 'sugarhouse'. students can often be seen staggering around the town at night dressed as the opposite sex, pimps, ho's or smurfs
chavs out in lancaster uk:

chav 1: "Oi mate did a smurf just walk past or has all the glue gone to my head?"

chav 2: "nah mate just students"
by marvin 42 March 11, 2009
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Manchester United

Manchester United is a football club based in Manchester. It was once a great club but now it is a piece of shite. Every South American that comes here becomes a huge flop (Di Maria, Falcao, Sanchez). It is now a club that fights for mid table spots and 6th place as Ole is not fixing anything
Did you see the match yesterday?
Yeah, Manchester United were so shite.
I know RIIIIGHT!! Can't even beat West Ham and Crystal Palace!
by the f.a September 23, 2019
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Lancaster High School

A high school in Lancaster, California that was built in 1995. The high school used to be fantastic at sports but then the 21st century came and fucked everything up for them. Now the only sports they're decent at are wrestling, tennis, and sometimes baseball. There colors are red, white, and blue (wow that's original) and they make their uniforms for their sports teams ugly as hell. Lancaster High School sucks balls.
Person 1: Hey did Lancaster High School win the football game against Quartz Hill High School?

Person 2: Ha! Are you kidding me? They lost 56 - 0

Person 1: Wow they suck
by Kered Nosliw December 4, 2011
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Manchester NH

A "city" in New Hampshire thats really just a large town in comparison. The Queen city, with a lot of gangsta wannabe's college kids and a pretty good bar scene. Manchvegas to some. Mostly french canadian ancestry, and lots of catholics.
I went to central high, Hesser college and now i like to go to the Black Brimmer and Strange Brew. I grew up in Manchester NH
by BeanerTINI April 8, 2009
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manchester city fans

by UnitedMarko June 5, 2020
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