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Landbitch

The landbitch never fixes anything! The roof leaks! And she says the reason the toilet backs up is because I use Charmin toilet paper.
by Foo Chick September 10, 2011
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landon'd

The act of a man ejaculating, usually on a girl, and then licking off his sperm.
That girl just got "landon'd".
by akalie May 29, 2008
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Lando

n. Someone who is made to appear to be a traitor, bad friend or dick, due only to unfortunate circumstance.

Lando Calrissian is a character from the original Star Wars trilogy, who is given no choice but to betray the central characters.
Matt: Can you believe how much of a dick Randy has been tonight? He stole my beer and then cockblocked me. What a prick.

Trey: Nah, he's just a Lando. He saw Eric piss in that beer he gave you, but didn't want to start any shit. And then he stopped you from getting with Liane- don't you know she has herpes?
by DaimyoLingo February 22, 2011
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landon

unbelievably thick caboose
that guy must be a Landon. Look at dat caboose.
by arabia12345 October 29, 2019
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landbiscuit

That movie "Whale Rider" is about landbiscuit, the famous racing whale.
by roundsquare February 10, 2004
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Landon Laughlin

by gynastics legend3 November 12, 2019
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landon wilder

landon wilder is a delicious and yummy the end
landon wilder is so hot
yes pls rail me 😩😩😩
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