ladyboner

A hypothetical boner on a woman. The term is, obviously, used only in speech and cannot be shown physically; it is intangible.

In text messages, for example:

Person: Does this turn you on?

You: Noooo... (hides ladyboner)

by machine21@crossfade April 2, 2011

Ladyboner

When a lady gets aroused and her tits become hard. Also may refer to her clit becoming engorged or pussy becoming wet.

I messed around with my gf before I got on my computer today, and my fingers are stained with the reak of her vag. Also I bit her titties really hard and gave her a massive Ladyboner.

by BustaHymen September 8, 2011

Ladybonering

(Verb - root (noun) 'Ladyboner')When a woman has an extreme (but positive) hormonal reaction to a man.

"If Tony is my sole direction for unrequited ladybonering, I'm going to be PISSED"

by xrayspecks September 3, 2011

ladyboner

When a woman gets turned on by another woman or gay man.

woman/gay man: "I want to pounce on you."
other: "You gave me a ladyboner."

by Mel-i November 9, 2008

Ladyboner Lotto

A woman who meets an irresistible sexual partner.

Jeanine hit hit the Ladyboner Lotto and has obsessed with him ever since.

by 3hourtour June 2, 2024

Ladyboner lottery

Concupiscence extremely horny highly aroused

That skank just won the Ladyboner lottery.

by 3hourtour June 7, 2024

Ladyoner

Guys often call their Dicks when getting Hard a Boner;When a Women gets Turned on she Has a LADYONER

"Omg Mom I'm watching the Twins new video and I Have a LADYONER now"

by Ladyoner June 30, 2017