Lactose Lucrative Cock

Similar to the term 'Dairy Dick,' this is when your balls are full of sperm and are ready to release. Your penis then forms a milk like liquid which oozes out your urethra in lucrative quantities.
Aw bro, I've got such a lactose lucrative cock right now, mind giving me a hand?
by RyanSmithWales November 28, 2020
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A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.
"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.
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lactose cumtolerant

When one is allergic to cum and faces physical consequence, such as strong diarrhea, after swallowing cum.
Cum fucks up my stomach because im lactose cumtolerant.
by Uh baby baby August 23, 2023
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Lactose

Broke, or has a low amount of cash
Joe went lactose after dinner last night.
by Real nigga A. July 24, 2021
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Lactose Frog

Another name for a milf's tits. lactose for milk, frog for wrinkles.
Hello madam! may i touch your lactose frogs this fine evening?
by urine dictionary February 28, 2022
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Lactose ladies

consists of 4 girls, all musically talented, all a little manually unstable, pretty much illiterate.

VERY COOL PEOPLE, yup mhm. good balance between these 4, except in height, aint never a dull moment!
did you see those girls” “yea those are the lactose ladies” “they’re so VERY COOL
by idkyoueither November 21, 2020
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Lactoseness

A word uttered by some stupid ass 5’1 Mexican on 8/25/25 which ruined my entire day
Nah bro overcoming her lactoseness
Your lactoseness is so slayful keep shitting queen
by capybaraz August 25, 2025
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