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Comically Large Spoon

It's a funny big spoon used in vine videos by King Bach specifically.
Transcript of the "Comically Large Spoon" Vine:

King Bach:
I unceremoniously salute you, o closely associated individual of mine. It is within my best interest that I request you wherethrough I may have the chance to acquire access to this non-atomically-active food known as a dessert, herewithin this relatively large device, known commonly as a refrigerator, of whose function is to preserve common consumables, to grant access for the aforementioned purpose. I give this statement in good faith that I become a holder of access to the consumable.

Bach's friend:
O closely related individual, I shalt grant you a right to access to the sweetened product under one, only one, and exactly one condition: you, aforementioned individual, and the listeners of this message, are to remove and consume the quantity of confectionary coolant that which does not transcend that of which would be able to reside therewithin a traditional dining equipment which is similar to a bowl, and which, is commonly known as a spoon. I expect you, the individual I am referring to, act in a way such that the aforementioned terms and conditions are not broken, thereby keeping our trust within each other remain intact.

King Bach, who had extended and contracted multiple muscles of his to make a look of one who has surpassed another, conveniently obtains a comedically tremendous dining utensil, wherewith he, King Bach, obtains access to any coveted cooling confectionary he would desire.
by NIGGArchitect November 9, 2020
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Zoe lagroomer

A amazing liar who cheated said the n word and groomed a Child
Oh my god is that Zoe lagroomer the cheating groomer
by Connor;))) January 13, 2021
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zoe lagroomer

a racist “influencer” who’s said the n-word, flashed her young audience, kissed a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD when she’s 19, etc.
did you hear about the girl who said the n-word and kissed a 13 yr old?”
“must’ve been zoe lagroomer.”
by Dainel The Rat November 5, 2020
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Lagom

A swedish word that's allegedly untranslatable. But it basically means ''not too little not too much just right'' However, even if it sounds like it, it doesn't mean balanced or moderate, it has a more satisfying tone to it, but at the same time not ideal or excellent. If something is lagom it's not ideal but rather preferably and at the same time acceptable. Kind of ideal but in a lazy kind of way.
''Yo Tommy, was the coffee too strong?''
''No Dave, it was lagom.''
by Det var en gång en fågel September 12, 2016
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Large Professor

Emcee for the hip hop group, Main Source, and now is an acclaimed hip hop producer and emcee
Large Professor is a great producer and emcee.
by Craig April 8, 2005
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At large

A term meaning something that is free and unanswering to authority or being searched for, especially a criminal.
There are three suspects at large involved in the recent homicide case.
by Raibean August 3, 2010
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Coon Lagoon

A swimming pool at a HUD apartment complex or a city park on the bad side of town.
Shaquanda and Lil Re-Re always be hangin wit they niglets up in da coon lagoon.
by mackerel daddy August 17, 2011
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