LQTM 

Laughing quietly to myself.
Sort of like LOL, only more secretly, more I've-got-an-evil-plan-in-mind-here sort of thing.

==In some random chatroom==
Mitchell: Wanna go egg the principal's house tomorrow?
Kelly: Lqtm... **rubs palms together and maniacally laughs**

LQTM by Persephone~ October 19, 2009

lqtm 

It means "Laugh Quietly To Myself." Better than lol because you don't actually Laugh OUT LOUD when you said it. You really laugh quietly to yourself.

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
SARAH
SARAH WHO?
SARAH REASON YOUR NOT LAUGHING?
HAHA LQTM!

lqtm by Matt g94 February 10, 2009

LQTM 

Laugh Quietly to Myself

Basically what you say when something isn't really funny but you don't want the person your talking to to feel like shit

PErson 1: hey you wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: no?
Person 1: alright here it is
Person 2: i said no...
Person 1: Ok so why did the chicken cross the road..
Person 2: because your a dipshit?
Person !: NO! because he wanted to get to the other side
PErson 2: LQTM... leave me the fuck alone you dumbass

LQTM by imabeastson December 1, 2009

Lqtm 

Laughing quietly to myself. verb.

When you laugh really hard at something funny, but quietly to yourself.

Oh (insert your name here) you make me lqtm!

Lqtm by Hulietta Dillon October 3, 2010

LQTM 

Stands for laugh quietly To Myself. because when someone says something kinda funny that's what u do not LOL or ROFL or LMAO

She told a racist jokes about italians, im italian. but it was kinda funny sp i LQTM'ed

LQTM by SlappinEwoksLikeDemHoes October 25, 2010

LQTM 

Laughing Quietly TO Myself

In side a office texting and you can't rofl or lol or lmfao u can just LQTM.

LQTM by spider75 June 1, 2010

LQTM 

Laugh Quetly To Myself

instead of LOL use LQTM
"ur teacher is gay LQTM!"

LQTM by iam2cute4u216 October 18, 2008