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grapefruit spoon labotomy

1. A term to act as a contrast to something you'd rather not do.
2. A horriably painfull experience.
"Are you going to fuck that girl Mary?"

"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"
by candyskull May 1, 2009
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Labotomy

Surgery performed between 1900 and 1950 to cure mental illness of all types. The "Ice Pick Method", perfected by a Dr. Freeman, involved hammering an ice-pick type tool into the tear ducts of the eye, going through bone, and inserting the tool several inches into the frontal lobe of the brain. This was repeated several times in each eyelid.

The results of the surgery ranged from death to better than before the surgery - there were no real successes. The frontal lobe controls emotions and ambitions, and many patients who received labotomies would be quiet and have very flat personalities.

The labotomy has been discredited, less than 20 surgeries each year are performed on the brain to battle mental illness, and most of those surgeries are on patients with Parkinsons disease, to control their convulsions.
The labotomy was performed on all types of physcologically disturbed people.
by MatthewsAlmighty December 28, 2005
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lobotomized Rock

A person who is lazy, lethargic, and incapable to think properly.
john is a lobotomized rock, he is just a waste.
by being formless September 13, 2022
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Orbital Lobotomy

The act of skull fucking an individual (through their eye socket) until they lose all individual identity.
Karin has been much more agreeable since I gave her that Orbital Lobotomy which by the way destroyed her entire frontal lobe :)
by Bobby Gonzalez September 16, 2005
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Cuntal Labotomy

A Cuntal Labotomy is a procedure necessary when someone is acting like a total cunt and needs to be checked.
Usage: Honey, if you keep talking like that & don't listen to anything I'm saying, you're in need of a full Cuntal Labotomy!
by seamoore69 March 30, 2016
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Grey's Lobotomy

Everybody on "Grey's Lobotomy" is as thick as pigshit
by Greg Fowler May 25, 2007
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lobotomite

A type of hair style commonly on feminist, where one side of the hair is shaved off like someone who had a lobotomy .
"What kind of hair cut you want?"
"Give me the lobotomite?"
"Say no more."
by Edward Fawkes July 4, 2016
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