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A scruffy little city with a chip on it's shoulder and a persecution complex. Liverpool is within close proximity to it's regional capital, Manchester.
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A disgusting example of human existence, Liverpool in general resembles South-Central Los Angles, post-nuclear holocaust. They once produced the highly over-rated band ‘The Beatles’, which should have, perhaps more fittingly, been called 'The Cockroaches', as the city is crawling with them, both metaphorically and physically. The inhabitants are probably the loudest, rudest and obnoxious people on the entire earth.
On being in Liverpool for at least 10 minutes, man behind in shop queu, for no apparent reason to person in front: "For fuck's sake, hurry the fuckin' fuck up would ya. Fuck me...".
by Steve657 August 25, 2008
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There are many theories about the city but as a 16 year old living here is horrible.

Liverpool used to be great, it used to be the center of music. Now thats all gone there are only few people carrying the legacy of the city. The teens here seem to be animals they just waste their lives and attack anyone trying to get out of here.

And the way it's just all about football... it's quite pathetic if I'm honest.

Also there is nothing to do in this city at all well you know apart from standing on street corners or walking around town.

I'm just saying I hate it and can't wait to get out. ¬¬
chavs hoodies no hopers Liverpool
by fedupwiththiscity January 17, 2011
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The worst English team who do badly in the premiership and are sponsored by the worst drinks company ever. Their manager is Spanish and doesnt have a clue about football. They buy the worst players ever and also have the worst goalie (Jose Reina).
Tottenham 9-0 liverpool, Manchester united 99999999999-0 liverpool.
by jack_1994 September 30, 2006
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Liverpool is a coastal city in the North West of England, it has a long history as a trade port within the British Empire flourishing in that time predominantly due to its part in the slave trade and has been in decline ever since. Liverpool was awarded the title "European Capital of Culture" in 2008 after gun, drug and gang were introduced in the scoring system and the city wiped the board.
Liverpool is known for its rough, ugly and self-pitying people who will band together and indulge in huge amounts of weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth rather than just picking themselves up and getting on with it. The best example of this is the 96 supporters of Liverpool Football club who were crushed to death by their fellow fans 20 years ago who they people from Liverpool still can't shut about for some reason despite them being killed by their fellows.
All in all Liverpool is a horrible little city devoid of any charm and is best avoided.
Liverpool dole scrounger "Everybody picks on us, its sho unfaaaair!!!
Now Where's me grio la?"
by The_truth_teller_two March 26, 2009
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a liverpool is a mass congragation of violently masterbating soccor hoolighans shouting loudly
{liverpool} " i got caught in a massive liverpool and left burised and sticky and deaf"
by flough dow August 29, 2010
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Liverpool is a large city in northwest England, possibly best known for the two rival Football teams, Liverpool and Everton.

The people of Liverpool are generally known as 'Scousers', most of them are unemployed, partly because of Asians coming into the city, but mostly because most of them lack general skills, I would say 67% of Scousers receive 'Dole', 30% sell drugs and the other 3% are hard working individuals.

Liverpool does have its small handful of decent, helpful people, but the majority are scum that ride around on cheap pushbikes wearing Nike Airmax or PUMA tracksuits. The accent is highly annoying and sounds extremely aggresive. Mind you, many Scousers are highly aggresive and like to act hard whenever possible. Although when they do end up in a fight, they get completely leathered, because of the fighting skills they lack.

'Scousers' and 'Mancs' are natural enemies and like to argue and fight whenever possible, Mancs are alot like Scousers, Eg. The unemployment I mentioned earlier, Aggresive. They constantly argue about Football etc and like to boast about their 'Fighting Skills' to each other.

One Scouser you probably would of heard of is ''Michael Shields'', A Scouse bastard that murdered a Bulgarian.

''MICHAEL SHIELDS 10 MORE YEARS''
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'Liverpool Gangs'
'Crocky Crew', They show you their BB Gun :O
'Hawthorne Riot Squad'
'Michael Shields' < The Scouse bastard that killed a Bulgarian with a brick because of his aggression.
by TheOneYouHate May 31, 2009
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