Home to every white trash redneck who can't afford Baton Rouge. Houses the trashiest segment of people in the 225. These people are very racist.
The Texas Club has Livingston Parish to thank for almost 99% of their business.
Crystal Meth is the drug of choice for these underpaid, overworked baboons.
Ugly, fat, over-tattooed and pierced people in WalMart are referred to as "LPNs" Livingston Parish Natives.
The LP is the armpit of the Capital Region.
The Texas Club has Livingston Parish to thank for almost 99% of their business.
Crystal Meth is the drug of choice for these underpaid, overworked baboons.
Ugly, fat, over-tattooed and pierced people in WalMart are referred to as "LPNs" Livingston Parish Natives.
The LP is the armpit of the Capital Region.
LPN 1 - "Hey ya'll! Let's cook some Meth then go to the T-club!"
LPN 2 - "I can't my 14 year old sister is havin' her baby tonight. Guess we gon' have to drive up into Baton Rouge to see her. I hate goin' up in there, too many niggers."
LPN 1 - *Spit's dip out* "I hate a nigger, that's one thing that's for sure. That's why I live in Livingston Parish."
LPN 2 - "I can't my 14 year old sister is havin' her baby tonight. Guess we gon' have to drive up into Baton Rouge to see her. I hate goin' up in there, too many niggers."
LPN 1 - *Spit's dip out* "I hate a nigger, that's one thing that's for sure. That's why I live in Livingston Parish."
by theLPsucks May 22, 2009
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by thesquarerootof69is8somethin June 7, 2011
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As much as everybody complains that they hate Livingston, it's not that bad of a town. The crime rate is relatively low (though it's been getting worse because the ghetto kids from Newark and West Orange have been moving in). Even though there are many cliques (Asians, japs, blacks and hispanics, etc.) and you would think we're just a rich stuck up town, people are surprisingly nice to each other. There are rarely any cases of "bullying" and whatever. Livingston is also close to NYC and the shore, and at least we have a movie theater, ice skating rink, and a few restaurants. There are three malls near us - Livingston Mall, Willowbrook Mall, and Short Hills Mall. Nobody ever goes to the Livingston Mall because the Short Hills Mall has the expensive name brand stores.
Most people here are obnoxiously rich. Kids whose families have airplanes and private jets are considered a little richer than everyone else, but it's not that out of the ordinary. You look at the student parking lot and see Range Rovers, Audis, and BMWs, and then look at the teachers parking lot and see regular cars like Hondas and Fords. If you don't own at least one pair of True Religion jeans or something designed by Tory Burch, you aren't a true Livingstoner. And by Livingstoner, I mean LivingSTONER.
Everyone here does drugs because they have nothing better to do with their money, and if anything ever happens, their parents can hire the best lawyers and use money to pay their way out.
People here are also really smart. The top 10% always has a 4.0+ GPA, and if not, then that year's graduating class was stupid. There is always at least one kid going to Harvard, and if not, then it's a shame. We always win science and math competitions. The intelligent bunch is mainly made up of Asians (including Indians), then Jews. The dumb people are usually the guido kids who end up going to MOCO, or as they like to call it, CCM because it sounds better than MOCO even though its the same thing.
Livingston parents are hell to teachers and the Board of Eduacation. They call to complain about everything.
Livingston High School recently had a brand new Science Wing and gym (aka Fitness and Wellness Center lol wtf?) built. The Science Wing was necessary because the old science equipment was out of date, but the 50 million new computers and automatic lights and shit weren't. LHS just built it to look good. The gym was perfectly fine too, but the school just wasted a couple hundred million dollars on it so that our sports teams look better, even though most teams suck (except for like tennis and track which don't play in the gym).
When the LHS football team finally won the championship this year, everyone went crazy about it because our team sucks balls and it finally accomplished something.
Go Lancers?
Most people here are obnoxiously rich. Kids whose families have airplanes and private jets are considered a little richer than everyone else, but it's not that out of the ordinary. You look at the student parking lot and see Range Rovers, Audis, and BMWs, and then look at the teachers parking lot and see regular cars like Hondas and Fords. If you don't own at least one pair of True Religion jeans or something designed by Tory Burch, you aren't a true Livingstoner. And by Livingstoner, I mean LivingSTONER.
Everyone here does drugs because they have nothing better to do with their money, and if anything ever happens, their parents can hire the best lawyers and use money to pay their way out.
People here are also really smart. The top 10% always has a 4.0+ GPA, and if not, then that year's graduating class was stupid. There is always at least one kid going to Harvard, and if not, then it's a shame. We always win science and math competitions. The intelligent bunch is mainly made up of Asians (including Indians), then Jews. The dumb people are usually the guido kids who end up going to MOCO, or as they like to call it, CCM because it sounds better than MOCO even though its the same thing.
Livingston parents are hell to teachers and the Board of Eduacation. They call to complain about everything.
Livingston High School recently had a brand new Science Wing and gym (aka Fitness and Wellness Center lol wtf?) built. The Science Wing was necessary because the old science equipment was out of date, but the 50 million new computers and automatic lights and shit weren't. LHS just built it to look good. The gym was perfectly fine too, but the school just wasted a couple hundred million dollars on it so that our sports teams look better, even though most teams suck (except for like tennis and track which don't play in the gym).
When the LHS football team finally won the championship this year, everyone went crazy about it because our team sucks balls and it finally accomplished something.
Go Lancers?
One Day, at Livingston High School...
Hey, why aren't you wearing your True Religion jeans?
Oh, that's because I'm wearing my seven's today!
If they didn't cost at least $200, they're not good enough.
Don't worry, mine cost even more!
Yay!
Hey, why aren't you wearing your True Religion jeans?
Oh, that's because I'm wearing my seven's today!
If they didn't cost at least $200, they're not good enough.
Don't worry, mine cost even more!
Yay!
by Pseudo Dude May 26, 2009
Get the Livingston High School mug.Also known as "LP", it is a poor part of Louisiana where everyone assumes outside the parish we are racist, uneducated, rednecks, meth addicts, or products of incest. We are not, lol.
by WalkerWildcat2014 October 30, 2011
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Get the livingstones wife mug.A high school located in Berkeley Heights, NJ. There are like 8 black kids that go there, most of which either play football or try and act gangster just cause there black, even though they have just as much money as everyone else because they live in this rich ass town. The rest of the school including teachers is all white except for the other minority of Asians and fat gay dikes. Most of the sports teams are garbage and don't win at all. There is a division of smart kids, jocks, and druggies. basically your either smart or into drugs cause there's absolutely nothing to do in this town. You either study, practice sports, or smoke pot and dip. The seniors all think their cool cause they drive 2 minutes away from the school and go to subway ( wow way cool, NOT). Kids are so dam spoiled they drive BMWs and Mercedes to school (Wow they get dinged everyday in the parking lot cause kids are such shitty drivers). All the school funds go to the football team even they fucken suck and dont ever win. To sum this school all up it blows big dick and breeds the worst bitchy mean spoiled WASP people ever known to this Earth. Avoid at all costs.
Regular High School Kid: I just moved to Berkeley Heights and now i am going to attend Governor Livingston High school
Towney: That place blows go to some other school everyone there smokes pot and acts gangster even though there far from poor.
Towney: That place blows go to some other school everyone there smokes pot and acts gangster even though there far from poor.
by GL HONORS STUDENT September 19, 2009
Get the Governor Livingston High School mug.a town in northern jersey where the teenager's weekdays consist of SAT courses and sport pracitces/games, while the weekends consist of going to the city, shopping at possibly the wealthiest mall in new jersey (short hills mall), and getting FUCKED UP at some crazy ass house parties usually in Laurel Hills, Bel-Air, or Coventry. The parties thrown by the teens of livingston are probably the craziest most dangerous parties you will ever attend, consisting of drugs and hard-liquor, but hey thats how they like it. By the end of the night, at least 3 girls are crying drunk, barfing over the toilet, and at least 5 girls have given head to every guy in the room. Either that, or their busy getting their stomachs pumped. By this time, the person throwing the party has either thrown everyone out, leaving them on the street to find a ride, or its too late and the asshole cops have come to fuck you over. Over all, A+ for parties. :D
Person 1: Hey, you where at ____'s party the other night, right?
Person 2: Hell yeah! But then the cops came and i had to run through the woods... then i heard _______'s was having a party and headed over there, but all the alc was gone! So i smoked this amazing blunt that got me sooo fucked up.
Person 1: Sick! Livingston parties are always crazy.
Person 2: Hell yeah! But then the cops came and i had to run through the woods... then i heard _______'s was having a party and headed over there, but all the alc was gone! So i smoked this amazing blunt that got me sooo fucked up.
Person 1: Sick! Livingston parties are always crazy.
by living stoned September 28, 2009
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