At least buy me a drink first.

Oftenly used when one person implies something sexual or something that sounds sexual. Could also be used when someone touches an intimate body part like the ass or tits, this could be an accident or on purpose.

Diego: *Trips and accidentally touches ass*
Julia: Wow, at least buy me a drink first.

by Dakiji February 18, 2019

Last But Least

Like Last But not Least, except the last thing done it the least important.

The cop had done 2 things already that day, he had arrested a murderer and arrested a rapist. And the last but least thing he had to do was quieten down an old woman's next door neibourghs.

by thebigwan March 12, 2015

at least i have my orange juice

a creative and subtle way of saying that you're going to have a shitty day (derived from a florida orange juice commercial).

John: I got an email saying the professor would post our grades today.

Mike: at least I have my orange juice...

by AngryAtom January 20, 2011

At least you don't have gangrene

Really puts things in perspective.

'Man, I can't believe I got a D on my algebra test...'

'Hey, at least you don't have gangrene.'

by skittlekitty2227 October 16, 2011

At least I'm not Kanye West

This is a ""cop out" phrase you use if you've done something absolutely terrible. However, whatever you did probably isn't worse than the stupid sh*t Kanye does on a daily basis.

"You are a son of a bitch, you slapped a child, and stole a cop car while high on PCP"
"Yeah, well at least I'm not Kanye West"
"True"

"I can't believe you, You clubbed a baby seal, then drove over it in a Hummer H2"
"Well at least I'm not Kanye West"
"Sh*t you're right, next round is on me!" - Al Gore

by GitzMoney December 8, 2010

at least I have sex

Said by someone who is not very involved in some activity routinely as an answer to "look what can I do in (insert the activity here)! You cannot do something like that!" line.
Most common used when someone is boasting about his computer/gaming skills.

-Hey! Look at this cool program I wrote! Can you do that?
-no, but at least I have sex...

by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... August 6, 2008

Principle of Least Interest

In a two-party relationship, the party exhibiting the least interest in the relationship holds the most power. This is due to the (albeit often false) presumption that relationships are an efficient economy, and that one party would only be more interested if the other is inherently more valuable.

Johnny wanted to send Daphne flowers after their first date, but since he asked her out in the first place, the Principle of Least Interest dictates he will be more likely to score with Daphne in the long run by waiting for her to make the next move.

by MacheteBetty December 30, 2010