To lay in bed with your lover many hours after you've woken up. It is a very pleasurable, very romantic state to be in. This time is usually used to talk, kiss, make love, watch tv, or drift in and out of sleep.
by Lucas McKenzie August 1, 2010
Get the Laid Up mug.A group of males that tend to go to ‘Beefa for a long weekend. They wear terrible sportswear with a fanny pack across the chest. They have no interest in current affairs, political views and are yet to get a grip on reality and realise that the world doesn’t revolve around football.
Uhh look at those over there. They’ll be balls deep in Benidorm before the sun goes down. Lads, lads, lads!
by Redbaron April 28, 2021
Get the Lads, lads, lads! mug.David Laid is a bodybuiding YouTuber who inspired millions of teenagers through his epic transformation and his sick aesthetics.
Joe: did you see David Laids transformation video? He’s so asthetic!
Charles: yes I did! Def on roids tho
Charles: yes I did! Def on roids tho
by JourMuum August 18, 2021
Get the David Laid mug.An English phonetic version of "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau", the national anthem of Wales, written by Swansea poet Nigel Jenkins.
My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.
(Cytgan - Chorus)
Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.
(Cytgan - Chorus)
Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!
by Koshevoi July 24, 2010
Get the My Hen Laid A Haddock mug.A term used to describe how a male has vigorously pleasured a woman. Often used by the male’s friends to describe the sexual encounter performed on his “social female”. A metaphor using the word “train” to describe a male’s sex organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Not a passionate saying but an aggressive phrase depicting intense pelvic thrusting during sex. It is more acceptable for males to use as females would appear to be quite promiscuous.
Tall Bro: "To be perfectly honest with you bro, that girl isn't even that hot.... for real."
Short Bro: "What the F are you talking about bro? You ain't even laid train yet!!!"
Acceptable (Male)
William: Hey you lay train on that socail female that came over last night?
Lawrence: Train was laid my friend. Tracks and all.
Unacceptable (Female)
Roxy: Hey Lu, you look really beat.
Lu: Oh I know, I met this group of guys at the club last night. They laid train on me and I made them breakfast this morning. You try making 16 omlettes!!
Short Bro: "What the F are you talking about bro? You ain't even laid train yet!!!"
Acceptable (Male)
William: Hey you lay train on that socail female that came over last night?
Lawrence: Train was laid my friend. Tracks and all.
Unacceptable (Female)
Roxy: Hey Lu, you look really beat.
Lu: Oh I know, I met this group of guys at the club last night. They laid train on me and I made them breakfast this morning. You try making 16 omlettes!!
by checkoutyourboy May 26, 2008
Get the Laid Train mug.a lais is a beautiful, gorgeous , stunning and intelligent woman. she is HOT, her sweet innocent face can fool you but trust me she is a bad bitch. all it takes is for her to find someone that will treat her the way she deserves. lais has an amazing personality ! she can make your heart melt by the sweet and adorable things she says . her body is sooo beautiful . lais will definitely steal your heart .
by :-)@$ March 23, 2017
Get the lais mug.Used in any circumstance of victory, originating in Newcastle upon Tyne, North East England as the first line of the chorus of the song "Blaydon Races".
Usually this is used if you prove someone wrong and you wanna rub their face in it a bit, if you win an argument against someone or if you have just scored a goal against someone in a football match etc.
Usually this is used if you prove someone wrong and you wanna rub their face in it a bit, if you win an argument against someone or if you have just scored a goal against someone in a football match etc.
Girl: You don't understand me! You never do!!!
Guy: Well how about you actually tell me what I did wrong and then maybe we can actually get something done about it "Oh me Lads" - have some of that!
Mackenzie runs down the wing and cuts inside, he switches onto his left and rifles off a rasping drive into the top corner....."OHHHHHHHHH MEEEEEEE LADDDDDDDS!" What a beauty of a goal!
Guy: Well how about you actually tell me what I did wrong and then maybe we can actually get something done about it "Oh me Lads" - have some of that!
Mackenzie runs down the wing and cuts inside, he switches onto his left and rifles off a rasping drive into the top corner....."OHHHHHHHHH MEEEEEEE LADDDDDDDS!" What a beauty of a goal!
by bmac1985 July 11, 2011
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