Lactose Lucrative Cock

Similar to the term 'Dairy Dick,' this is when your balls are full of sperm and are ready to release. Your penis then forms a milk like liquid which oozes out your urethra in lucrative quantities.
Aw bro, I've got such a lactose lucrative cock right now, mind giving me a hand?
by RyanSmithWales November 28, 2020
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A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.
"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.
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Lactose ladies

consists of 4 girls, all musically talented, all a little manually unstable, pretty much illiterate.

VERY COOL PEOPLE, yup mhm. good balance between these 4, except in height, aint never a dull moment!
“did you see those girls” “yea those are the lactose ladies” “they’re so VERY COOL”
by idkyoueither November 22, 2020
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lactose intolerant

The most unafraid people to exist they will consume large amounts of dairy they know what will happen after they consume large amounts of dairy but do they care? no.
Geeard: *consumes 13 string cheeses in one sitting*
Jeff Bezos: "arent you lactose intolerant??:
Geeard: "yes yes I am"
by nightpickle October 14, 2022
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Lactose Cancer

Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.
His Lactose Cancer killed him after eating that yoghurt which stood in his room for days.
by JoJo Pukkie October 21, 2023
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Lactose Frog

Another name for a milf's tits. lactose for milk, frog for wrinkles.
Hello madam! may i touch your lactose frogs this fine evening?
by urine dictionary March 01, 2022
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