Lansing catholic high school is a school where seniors send nudes to freshmen, kids shit on walls, and the entire staff is racist/homophobic. This school should be turned into a strip club. Oh, can’t forget that it cost 10k a year to send your kid there while the school is made up of 4 halls.
David: oh that person is racist, they must go to Lansing catholic high school
Lizzie: look at that 67 year old texting a freshmen, he totally went to Lansing catholic high school
A nice yet mysterious girl with long black hair and a pretty face, short yet doesn’t let that get the best of her. If she’s sad comfort her, hug her, tell her how great she is. Don’t let the cute face and nice attitude fool you she can be ruthless if need be.
When someone forcefully holds another’s mouth open with a metal cage in order to receive oral sex. Preferably preformed by a common man with a female celebrity.
Bro... I was doing cocaine with taylor swift and we were villages of lakesiding after on all these pills bro fuck...
A city within Michigan that routinely has a higher-than-average temperature, due to a large amount of hot girls. When you see a snowflake, a freshman has just lost his virginity.
Just another day in East Lansing, Michigan. It's cloudy, it's dull, and there isn't a ray of sunshine penetrating the clouds. However, it's 276 degrees outside and there's three feet of snow outside the apartment. Wanna get high?