Kyoto Solo

Related to a Tokyo Sandblaster. Though instead of being scat related, the Kyoto Solo is semen based.
The Kyoto Solo is when you cum so hard and in such a copius amount that your partner takes on the appearance of Han Solo encased in Carbonite. The fact that their eyes are squinting relates back to the Tokyo Sandblaster. Also see Hibernation Semen sickness.

Dude 1 - "How was last night ?"
Dude 2 - "Samantha let me Kyoto Solo her. I was seriously close to displaying her in Jabbas palace."

by Julio Mandell April 19, 2011

Kyoto coat hanger

When a girl (possibly a girlfriend) is pregnant, and you have sex with her, attempting to kill the unborn fetus with your dick. Named after Japan's shameful tradition of abortions.

When Becky got pregnant, I took care of it by giving her the old Kyoto coat hanger!

by skimordie January 13, 2009

kyotise

To manipulate something so it turns formal or posh, so it will fit in with such an environment. Named after Kyoto, Japan, where this practice is mastered. (see kyotisation, kyotomorph)

It's obviously been kyotised - look at what it really is, for goodness sake!

by TheOriginalPokegami June 27, 2012

kyoto restaurant

A restaurant your Dad didn't take you to because he hates you.

My Dad didn't feed me, I'm actually starving. He took himself to the Kyoto Restaurant anyway though, and told me about it when he got back.

by Mr. Dailer August 23, 2016

kyoto protocol

Some Italians, particularly in the region of Puglia, believe that this is a code word for a secret erotic Japanese practice.

It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.

As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.

- Last night me and my bae tried the kyoto protocol.

- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?

by beatrizzz November 11, 2020

KYOTYS

Abbreviation to ( keep your opinions to your self)

Boy1 types " you suck"
Boy 2 types "idk KYOTYS"

by Hankim March 11, 2021

kyotozyn

The prettiest and best person to exist bc she is a girlboss

kyotozyn Is Jesus

by Protigerider June 28, 2021