Kunkeled

To be Kunkeled is to be bait and switched. Thinking you have something when you've actually been spun a web of lies.

I bought a paddle board, jumped onto it and it sank. I've been kunkeled.

by slumlivin June 17, 2017

Kunkle

The space one's private parts and their asshole.

I kicked Dave aiming for his nutz but hit him straight in the Kunkle!

by Dashikiwarrior July 13, 2018

krunkled

where one is drunk without any alcohol or has close to no alcohol in their system.

guy 1: dude, I'm so krunkled

guy 2: Dude, you're such a lightweight

by Pinkcheezy November 26, 2020

Kunaled

Making friends with your friend’s friends then cutting out the OG friend and repeating until you get to n-th degree where n>=5

Helmut invited Brunhilde to hang out without me! I’ve been Kunaled so hard, but sucks for Brunhilde because she’s about to get Kunaled soon too.

by BitterOGFriend420 November 2, 2023

Kunkletown

Is one huge meth lab, run by the state

Kunkletown is a state run meth lab

by Ok ew April 12, 2024

Krunkledust

Adjective: The remnants of a queef.

Verb: Krunkledusting, the act of actively queefing upon a face.

Oh man, I went down on Sheila last night and she Krunkledusted all over my face, I was picking Krunkledust out of my hair for days.

by Chittersvontinkleworth July 6, 2024

Riley Kunkle

Riley comes of a calm and chill. See doesn't worry about being popular or having a boyfriend. Riley is the most beautiful girl, beautiful blue eyes, and dirty brown hair. She most likely plays softball and is a pitcher. She is tough and could give you a mean bruise. She has a kind heart and is nice to everyone but will tear you apart if you mess with her. If you ever meet a Riley make sure not to throw away your shot. She doesn't give second chances.

guy 1- Damnnnn is that Riley Kunkle?!
guy 2- shes hot
guy 1- i heard she throws a mean fastball
guy 2- i need to grab a drink with her

by Yeeter 6000 March 15, 2019