what one lover feels like to another if he/she has said lover over a barrel/trapped in a sexy corner. you know...
by Golem was a greedy stripper September 15, 2006
Phrase used to describe it when pubic hair is so massive and unkempt that the mere presence of it makes the other person unable to perform sexually.
"He has the hottest body I had ever seen until he pulled off his boxers. Those pubes were my kryptonite."
by Brenda Barger July 27, 2006
by tony flo September 16, 2006
by loc kryptonite November 29, 2007
An alcoholic beverage invented by Timmins, Ontario native Mike Fortin aka Mark Fontaine. the drink consists of 3 Bacardi revs and one redbull.
This drink causes you to become drunk as fuck! black outs! all while being fully alert!
This drink causes you to become drunk as fuck! black outs! all while being fully alert!
Holy shit! Me n Trev drank 5 jugs of Kryptonite drinks last night and don't remember fuck all! why are we full of cuts and scrapes lol
by Mark Fontaine September 3, 2013
A wank which leaves a person exhausted and weak because of the repetitive, strenuous motion of the arm.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.
Person 1: Hey, want to go to town today?
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.
by COOLBEAN.S March 16, 2011
A type of Kryptonite that turns Kryptonians gay. It has only made one appearance in the DC universe. In issue #79 of one of the Supergirl Comics.
Lois: You know Superman’s been acting awfully strange since being exposed to Pink Kryptonite. What is wrong with him?
Supergirl: Lois you don’t want to know.
Supergirl: Lois you don’t want to know.
by 4:31Time April 19, 2020