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Kronk

Used by individuals that have no father figures to identify themselves in a subtle way
-"Bro my dad left me and got some milk"

-"Kronk"
by noobmaster69ikr December 10, 2022
mugGet the Kronkmug.

Kronk

A man... no no a gentleman, basically a very smol black cat that often runs in circles a hits everything in his path.
He's very... smart?

There smol and has a nub for a tail, they have bladder problem.
(yes I'm talking about my cat)
Kronk : *Bites*
P1 : KRONK GET BACK HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH.
by butterfaceben May 30, 2022
mugGet the Kronkmug.

kronk

when you get so high you aren’t in your body and can’t feel your mouth.
guys i’m so kronk right now i can’t feel my lips and these aren’t my legs.
by crustydiscarge69 February 16, 2021
mugGet the kronkmug.

Kronked

Another word for cumming, all over a person or surface area.
He just kronked all over my chest
by thesloppytoppy August 3, 2023
mugGet the Kronkedmug.

Kronk

Getting intoxicated in such a way that one loses all common sense.
Damn, did you hear about Billy? I hear he got so kronk last night he was convinced he could talk to squirrels.
by ezma May 6, 2023
mugGet the Kronkmug.

pull the lever kronk!

Try pulling it see wha-AHHHHHHHHÆ I FELL OUT A PLANE

DONT….

PULL…
THE…
LEVERRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Just don't pull the lever kronk! if u don't know who kronk is idk either don't ask me
mugGet the pull the lever kronk!mug.

Kronk

It's a snack in the Netherlands and it's officially called "kroket". It's a very tasty snack yis yis
Nick: "Do you want bread with kronk?"
Joey: "YIS"
Daan: "I'm Jimmy, but yes I want kronk"
Djordie: "Yes, kenker lakkar"
Laura: "Yes, but what the hell is kronk?!"
Nikita: "Yis yis yis yis, a waps is a weps who can't wops"
Wilders: "More or less kronk"
by bigforhead2000 October 2, 2019
mugGet the Kronkmug.

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