Kriebelization

To inject ones self with steroids, or to engage in homosexual activity.

Kris: Hey you want to shoot up before the gym today?

Dave: Hell yea man and then butt sex after the gym!

Both: Kriebelization!

by ROIDS R 4 PUSSIES April 18, 2010

High as a kite

Phrase meaning your high as hell.

Man im high as a kite.

by sToNeD January 12, 2005

Krieger Steamer

When a fully nude, uncomfortably jacked man takes a shit on your chest and slowly wipes it down to your ballsack while simultaneously putting you in a cradle position.

"I had to take a 30 minute shower to wash off the my shit-covered chest and balls which I received from a Krieger Steamer."

by LeFrance July 20, 2018

Whore Kite

A person who floats around from man to man or woman to woman being whorey.

Tiffany is such a whore kite. Last week she was dating John and this week she's with Bob.

by MomBrain March 3, 2012

kretek

An Indonesian cigarette, a blend of tobacco and cloves. They taste better and last longer than most other cigarettes.

American kretek smokers are always young, listen to Slint, and like to watch movies like 8 1/2. Djarum Blacks are especially popular with these people because the cigarette paper, as the name suggests, is black.

Loser: "You think you're so cool with your funny smelling cigarette..."

Cool kid: "It's called a kretek, hon. And, yes, I am."

by sanfud n sun May 11, 2006

Kite

1. (verb) A term in video gaming and elsewhere to describe when a ranged fighter skirmishes with a hand-to-hand fighter by running and shooting. This can have 2 purposes: a) to damage the enemy while staying outside of hand-to-hand range, or b) to make the enemy follow you so you can lead them to a specific location

2. (noun) Mail or packages received in jail

If that samurai hits you once with his sword you are a dead man. Best to kite him: run away and throw rocks at him.

by DuaneD August 5, 2010

kaiter

When your name is Kai and you pretend to be a Carter.

My name is Kaiter . RAWR XD

by KingKaiterXD January 31, 2017