Kristopher is a guy with the smallest dick and he is very jealous. His soulmate starts with the letter E. Kristopher says he’s straight but we know forsure that he’s gay as fuck, don’t let a Kristopher into your life because he will ruin it. He also plays soccer and he plays girls.
by NuggieMan November 22, 2021
Get the Kristophermug. by kriiisss November 14, 2021
Get the Kristophermug. A boy or man with a crazy height and huge hands. His handwriting is horrid, never let him in a business where you have to write. He has a FAT ass nose. He's such a bully and thinks everybody wants him.
Person: Hey Kristopher!
Kristopher: No *he takes a big sniff as his nose jiggles from how big it is*
Person: Can you write this paper for me?
Kristopher: Yea *writes paper*
Person: What the hell! What is this sloppy sh*t!
Kristopher: No *he takes a big sniff as his nose jiggles from how big it is*
Person: Can you write this paper for me?
Kristopher: Yea *writes paper*
Person: What the hell! What is this sloppy sh*t!
by IHATEHIM558 January 24, 2024
Get the Kristophermug. The guy who ran track in high school, ate baby carrots, and drank expired school chocolate milk all throughout senior year English while studying classic literature.
by Kachow_95 February 18, 2021
Get the Kristophermug. a term referring to those who are exclusively (or almost exclusively) attracted to the character Kristoph Gavin from the video game "Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. Such people recognize that, whatever their sexual preferences would typically be, they would nevertheless smash Kristoph in a game of "Smash or Pass"
It seems to be connected to a desire for--and enjoyment of--being pissed on by Kristoph Gavin. Even those who would not usually enjoy such an activity have expressed such a desire
It seems to be connected to a desire for--and enjoyment of--being pissed on by Kristoph Gavin. Even those who would not usually enjoy such an activity have expressed such a desire
by Kristoph Gavin April 15, 2024
Get the Kristoph-Sexualmug. Kristoph is really good in football
by RIGYEET February 1, 2020
Get the Kristophmug. Kris is my best friend and my only real friend i can share stuff with even tho they r almost a adult and live 73737474 miles away from me i appreciate u so much and i think ur the most kindest person ive met
by Adriana.lopez<3 February 18, 2023
Get the Kristophermug.