Kristie

The most beautiful, amazing, life touching girl-woman you will ever meet on this planet. Or any other planet, or universe, or galaxy. Ever.

Person 1: See that girl?
Person 2: Yeah, man.
Person 1: She's a Kristie.
Person 2: Uh-huh, I'd fuck her.
Person 1: ... *waits* Me too.
:D

by Asian Kid DS July 17, 2009

kressie

SEXY GODDESS
shes the sexiest mo fo in daaa block.
she sticks to one guy at a time, but wishes she was with the other.
shes super hottt and yummyfull. boys want her. bad.
some girls do too ;D

she has a girl crushh too, but shes not gay.

basically shes SEXYYYYY.
you wonna be her

"damnnnn i wish i was a kressie!"

by kressie loverrr July 12, 2009

touchies and kissies

the act of cuddling, especially in a playful manner; petting; bonding.

After picking her up at the bar, we returned to my place for some touchies and kissies.

by not awh October 23, 2003

Jesus Krispies

Overly religious persons of faith with hyper-conservative values and morals.

We were listening to Howard Stern on the radio til the Jesus Krispies complained.

by Josh February 28, 2004

Rice Krispies

Black slang for money. Explained in family guy.

Peter: I want what Cleveland got: an apology and some Rice Krispies.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Well, an apology is out of the question, and I'm assuming "Rice Krispies" is some kind of black slang for money, so here's $10,000.

by Anita Tit July 2, 2006

krissemicolon

Literally the smartest programmer that has ever lived.

krissemicolon c

by 281489174 January 19, 2021

Krissi

1. A boobalicious Canadian that happens to be the reason for countless erections the world over.
2. Any such alpha female.

I might get in trouble for this definition with Krissi, but it's worth it. Did I mention she has great cans?

by ossifer down April 24, 2008