fighting the Kraken

Incredibly loud and feverish masturbation, usually by a male.

"I don't wanna go back to my dorm room right now, my roommate's been in there for an hour and it sounds like he's fighting the Kraken."

by Ben Abbott August 22, 2006

The Kraken

The Kraken is a popular term for weird physics glitches in video games, it appears in Kerbal space program most often, but may appear in other games.

"Spinning Jebediah at 1000 km/h summoned The Kraken!"

by poptre November 24, 2018

Kraven

Verb. - One who is unashamed of their sexual preferences. This includes such activities as 'dogging', 'swinging', 'foxing' and performing such activities as 'monkey-facing'.

An individual who makes use of both inorganic and organic matter to fulfil their sexual desires.

"Man, you're such a Kraven!"
"I know dude, fancy dogging?!"

by Teh Gang February 1, 2008

Release the Kraken

The act of shitting after a long period of constipation.

Kyle: "Man, I haven't taken a shit in a week."

Nick: "Dude! It's about time you release the Kraken!"

by Hombre-Oso-Cerdo 2 January 17, 2011

Kraken

A beast of ultimate death and destruction that is released when called upon to deliver the final blow.

I swear if these morons fuck up my food one more again I am unleashing the fucking kraken on their asses.

by We_are_Coloured July 8, 2014

Kraken

Kraken: are legendary (usually sea) monsters of gargantuan size, said to have dwelt off the coasts of Iceland and Norway. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the beasts have made them common ocean-dwelling monsters in various works. (You can kill them if you have them see Medusa's eyes, at least that's what the movie says) Then you will have a big stone kraken.

Engineering term: Said about a gigantic move from one stage in a program or development cycle to another where unexpected and usually previously un-identifiable improbable errors/problems occur. In this particular instance, Medusa can not help.

Ex: "Be Bold, the testing is done, 'Release the Kraken' Move it to the next stage!"

by The Definition Giver June 18, 2011

Kraken Snatch

A large and nasty vagina. Often accompanied by tendrils and a beak. The more nasty ones will have sailors and cannon balls inside too. These are attracted by loud thumping noises. When they queef large volumes of mucus and death will be discharged, along with portions of ships.

when she spread her legs she unleashed the kraken snatch and everywhere seamen ran for their lives.

by Anal Oil Rig January 17, 2010