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Kripkenstein

Controversial reading of the philosophy of Ludwig Wittgenstein forwarded by Saul Kripke in his book Wittgenstein on Rules and Private Language.
Kripkenstein is a skeptic about rule-following.
by Duckrabbit April 27, 2006
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frankenstein

The manner of walking, adopted by a person who has just shit in their pants.
Oh no. I've just shit my pants. I'm gonna' have to Frankenstein it home now.
by DcTurner October 26, 2003
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Dr. Frankenstein

A sexual maneuver which involves a bit of advanced preparation. A playlist must be prepared which includes, in the middle of it, either the Toccata and Fugue by Bach (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_oIFy1mxM) or a soundtrack of a "dark and stormy night" as might be used at Halloween time. The effect should be similar to the opening credits of a gothic horror movie - e.g. Frankenstein, or Dracula.
This song should be placed well into the middle of the playlist, so that it begins during copulation. This really works in any position in which you are not flat on your back. To begin the Doctor Frankenstein, while the horror soundtrack is playing, tilt your head back and let loose your best, loudest, most evil laugh into the night sky. Your arms should be spread wide, fingers curled, claw-like, as you cackle diabolically. Your partner should have no idea what you are doing.
Bonus points if you begin screaming, "It's alive! It's aliiiiiive!"
Instant win if you can somehow record all this and post it on the internet.
"My weekend was great, thanks for asking. I finally got to pull off The Dr. Frankenstein with some chick I met in a bar."

"Things were going really well with Diane last night. We were in bed messing around, and the Toccata came, so I Dr. Frankenstein-ed her. She didn't think it was as funny as I did."

"Yah, well, I Dr. Frankenstein-ed your mom!"
by tomad February 1, 2009
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frankenstein doobie

the result of taking apart your roaches, placing their innards into a new joint altogether, thus taking parts from dead doobies and creating a new one.
i had five roaches saved, so i enjoyed myself a nice frankenstein doobie.
by the johnson 555 April 1, 2008
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frankensteinberg

A very cheap monster of Jewish descent.
Friend: Wanna get some dollar beers?

Frankensteinberg: I can't I've got a horrific court case, and that's way too much money.
by Jesus Rulez February 18, 2010
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frankenstein roll

when a group of friend's weed bags are running dry & they wanna get high.

so they all combine their different types of marijuana into a blunt, joint, junt, cone etc.
a: do you wanna throw the rest of your shake in on a frankenstein roll? we're all almost out.

b: fa sho dawg.
by bwuahahahaha November 13, 2010
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The Prankenstein Effect

When you come up with something that you think is cool and funny and you think you're the first person to think of it, but it turns out many people have thought of it long before you.
Person 1: Bro! I have a crazy idea! Imagine Frankenstein but he's a prankster, and his name is PRANKENSTEIN. Why has no one ever though of this before?

Person 2: That joke has been used several times already by many other people.

Person 1: Fuck. I'll call this phenomenon "The Prankenstein Effect"
by Stalmoblin January 2, 2023
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