Krabby Daddy

A male sexual partner who gives you crabs.

Gaggy: "Hey Gert. Who's your Krabby Daddy?"
Gert: "Which one?"

by Gaggy Rogers September 03, 2017

Krabby land

an "experience" that is way below the preset expectations.

Guy1:hey did you see the willy wonka experience?
guy2: yeah, that disaster was like Krabby land

by Gnarpy March 02, 2024

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by seudonymseudonymseudonymseudon May 30, 2022

Krabby Patty

When you’re too pussy to finger a girl so you just feel her genitals through her clothing.

He was so scared his new girlfriend was on her period, so instead he just gave her a krabby patty.

by Whiteness143 June 09, 2018

Krabby Patty

The act of grabbing both labia majora like a sandwich and striking the vagina & clitoris orally during cunnilingus.

That pussy was so fire I had to make a krabby patty.

by LeftSideDown August 09, 2018

Krabby Patty

When you put flavored water into a syringe and spray it on the ceiling, leaving a stain

When I was younger I did the krabby patty thing

by Dumbice October 25, 2020

Krabby Patty

When you never wipe and the shit is dried between your asscheeks.

Shhhheeeeeittt, who the fuck wipes? Bro, I'm rocking the Krabby Patty.

by epichacker69 July 29, 2022