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Kordanize

Kordanize /‘kərdənaiz/ (v.) past tense: Kordanized / past participle: Kordanized
1 To get Ph.D without having B.Sc.
2 To deceive a nation by telling them a big lie
3 To become an important person (e.g. minister) by presenting fake certificate or documents.
4 to try to bribe someone in order to change his mind
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1 In this country Ph.D is just a piece of worthless paper.If i were you i would kordanize.
2 He must be sentenced to prison after he kordanized the whole country but as he was backed by the president he could scape the justice.
3 Kordanizing proves to be the best way of becoming a minister in an eastern country.
4 Although he tried to kordanize the Parliament members but finally they voted to sack the Minister for lying
about his fake degree from Oxford University.
by DesoliDs January 6, 2009
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korean coincidence

a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.
Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.

Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.
by enderkin June 29, 2008
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Industrial Korean

A person who is Korean, or of Korean descent. That happens to be very industrial.
Matt: Hey Andy what kind girls are you looking for on this dating app?
Andy: you know matt I'm kind of into Asian girls, maybe Korean?

Matt: oh Koreans you say? how about an Industrial Korean?
Andy: I would love an industrial Korean!
by PanToa May 17, 2021
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North Korean Missile

Someone who aims high, but fails miserably.
Brian is such a North Korean missile. He's always striving for an A+, but he never remembers to hand in his assignments.
by Over the Hll April 19, 2009
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Korean Archer

The 'Elites' of archery seemıngly ındestrutable and unbeatable. They are the chosen ones and are dırect decendants to Robbın Hood. Research shows that Robbın Hood was ın fact, Korean. There have been questıons posed concernıng theır humanıty as many scıentısts have found God-lıke tendancıes ın theır behavıor.

bottom lıne: Korean Archers kıck ass!!!!!
Aıdan: Dude, I heard that the Korean Archers took 1st, 2nd and 3rd place at the Junıor worlds.

Nıck: no shıt!!!
by Faballıon January 23, 2009
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Korean Punch

When someone throws an illegal or cheap punch to an opponent's throat.

Originating from a Taekwondo tournament during the 2009 South East Asia games, where a Korean contestant illegally knocked out an opponent by a punch to the throat and was made "legal" because the judges where all Korean.
Hey man, did you just just Korean punch that guy? I think he won't be able to speak for a week.
by cloudbear December 10, 2009
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Korean Push-Up

1. noun. English. A Korean push-up has occurred when a man is laying on a bed or trampoline on his back, and a female performs fellatio in a "push-up" position hovering over him. Now that's not all! The female uses her muscular fortitude to push up and down on the surface area around the male, bouncing him up and down in her mouth. This bouncing motion is what gives the traditional fellatiatic look and feel to this move.

This act has a difficulty rating of 8.2, and should not be attempted by anyone suffering from weak arms, tennis elbow, arthritis of the wrist, or a bad back. Attempts made by an inexperienced participant, may lead to serious throat and/or neck injuries, not to mention what may happen to the guy...
1. I got seasick last night from all the Korean push-ups my girl was giving me last night.

2. Wow, your girlfriend is getting some broad shoulders. You should have her stop all of the Korean push-ups.

3. I have a great way for me to participate in your weight-loss....Korean push-ups!

4. Whoever said working out is no fun had no idea what a Korean push-up was all about.
by Doctor Lee, M.D. February 23, 2011
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