Koos Koos

A. Female DJ, DJ Koos Koos

or

B. Koos- Other wise known as "pussy"

A. oh, have you heard DJ KOOS KOOS?

B. I wanna get DAT koos koos

by datkooskooscaboose January 19, 2011

koos koos

A dirty piece of shit with crazy antics who always has boogs. AKA Mucus.

Marcus Griesmer.

BEAR!

by J-Murda January 31, 2005

Kooch Loogy

The white left over in a woman's panties at the end of the day from her "natural" vaginal juices.

I thought those panties were clean until I noticed the kooch loogy.

by anteatersrawk October 11, 2009

Koosha

What more is to say than he is the true definition of awesomeness. You will never ever find someone as good as him and he is a true bro. And let's be honest ladies LOVE this guy. Best lover someone can find and if you ever find a koosha never let go.

Jennifer: Yesterday I went on a date with this guy and he was a true gentleman. He was funny and sexy and the sex was amazing
Rebecca: Wow Jenny looks like you found a koosha.

by Theguyyouneverknow August 16, 2018

kooch

a pussy, female genitalia

"Andy gets all the kooch he wants."

by andy April 9, 2003

the Koos Poep

a large male homosapien
ectomorphic body structure ( long and skinny limbs )
concave pectoral muscles

triangular shaped face
pink panther like

very unstable especially when under the influence
occasionally found with flat wet shit instead of hair

it is never seen sober but rather transforms into its alter ego Jacobus Speedstick Els

hobbies: Lineouts , wearing ridiculous hats, extra maths , wearing : jeans , plakkies , no shirt and hat

Is well-known for his bordering on retarded , senseless Facebook statii.
It once experimented with some Hydrogen Peroxide and his very own hair.(Eksperimentele foutjie)
It has been quoted saying : "I am the koos poep"

Only one male specimen (the Koos Poep) has been found thus far however a female specimen with an apparent common ancestor has been spotted once at Kirsty Bouch's house.

by not till bauer at all May 27, 2009

Kooch Machine

A machine that is shaped like a vagina/pussy that you can insert your penis in.

Male 1: Hey bro did you get the kooch machine?
Male 2: Yea bruh got me real hard

by Grundle Gargle June 7, 2016