Kolton W

A guy who either loves watching you take a shit or he wants to put his fist so far up your ass that it sticks out your mouth as he gives you a blowjob

Im so horny that I could use a Kolton W right now

by Seth Dunlapsis October 19, 2025

Dirty Kolton

Taking the truffle butter formed and spreading it all over your lovers face then proceeding to lick it off

Bro I did the dirty Kolton last night with my girl

by PolishMachine May 31, 2019

madisyn dating kolton

Love! This is the perfect relationship. It willl last a lifetime.

Hey did you know madisyn dating Kolton is awesome.

by Love you madisyn April 15, 2022

kolten wong'd

To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.

Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.

Mrs: Smith: excuse me?

Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!

by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014

Kowton

When you smoke so much weed that your lung collapses.

*inhaling large quantities of combusted cannabis in the corner at a FWD>> night*
Man #1: Ow me lung!
Man #2: Don't Kowton yourself, mate.

by OfficialBenUFO May 21, 2016

Kowton

Kowton was a ledgendary Drum & Bass MC from way back in the day from Grasmere in the Lake District, man was spitting bars to the new DJ Hazard tunes every week, man was smoking me out, man was in the back of the car in the quarry ALWAYS! Where is Kowton now? He was top of the game in Grasmere. He almost had it all! I wouldn't be suprised if man collapsed a lung the way he was smoking. He smoked us out so many times in those early jump up quarry raves! Kowton is simply urban legend to the kids these days but the old school know the score, we will always remember Kowton.

Father: Ahhhh... my son here have a listen to this old Kowton tape pack I found...
*Father inserts tape and presses the play button*
Son: What is this rubbish?
Father: This is Kowton, a legend of the Grasmere Old School quarry raves.
Son: Who? What? It's too fast please! Just turn it off! Please let me listen to Mall Grab p-please!!
*Father cranks up the volume a few notches*
Son: Please Father!! I just want to listen to the new Lobster Theremin!!
*Father cranks up the volume dial to the max*
Father: One day you will look back on this and thank me... NOW SHUT YOUR TRAP AND LISTEN TO KOWTON!

by GrasmereNproud1988 May 30, 2016

Kohlton

A very good looking and charming guy.

He’s country with a wild side.

Won’t wear anything but cowboy boots and jeans and won’t find me without a hat on.

He loves driving diesels, cowboying, and tearing shit up. Always says Yee Yee

His middle name is usually By God.

Wow, Kohlton is so fucking sexy.

by KBGB May 21, 2018