koffeeshopping

Synonym for networking.

My position was eliminated last night. I need to restart koffeeshopping.

by Jyhwk_MN24 July 18, 2014

kiffer

a rip through a water pipe of unpressed hash

lets go hit a kiffer

by russian August 20, 2004

KoffeeKat

A petty baby cat who complains about anything and plays the victim constantly.

You're acting like a KoffeeKat.

by Oh hewwo OwO January 12, 2019

Koofer

A Koofer is someone who kicks a pidgeon. A Koof on the other hand is the noise a pidgeon makes when it is kicked, usually by a Koofer, HARD.

Koof! I the Koofer just Koofed the Koof outta that Koof machine!

by CompareTheMeerkatz July 24, 2009

hate koffner

probably the most hideous creature to walk the earth thus far; covered with excessive hair; always up for showers and nipple showings; contains many fiddle bits in rare areas and identifies most with starving giraffes

Hate Koffner, stop scratching that chow mayne!

Hate Koffner, get control of that lions mayne!

by rachy D May 18, 2006

koofer(s)

The unbalanced professional act of eating a girl out while she is taking a poop.

Landon's addiction to koofer(s) began at a young age when his handicapped classmate dragged him into the bathroom.

by commodoresmokey September 29, 2010

Keffer

A hot sexy convict boyfriend who smokes a shit ton of Reefer, and loves deeply.

My boyfriend Keffer smokes too much reefer, the chiefer of the keif.

by BEENBEAN February 27, 2019