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Knocking Links

Sorry I missed the funeral last Saturday, I was knocking links with the boys.
by LordFarquaad417 June 3, 2018
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Shift-Knobbing

Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.

Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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Cock Knocking

When one slaps the vagina/clitoris/labia with his cock before entering it.
I always let my man in after a good cock knocking
by PDoodles August 30, 2018
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nigga knockin'

person1: I'm bored
person2: It's so boring, there's nothing to do.
person1: I know, let's go nigga knockin'
person1: hahahaha, okay

*person1 and person2 walk up to a house, knock on the door, and run before anyone has a chance to answer it*

*person1 and person2 repeat the above process until they hit the wrong house and a big fast dude comes running out and gives them a stomp johnson*
by Douglas Teel November 25, 2007
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knobbin off

the act of getting caught while beating your meat, stroking your salami, spanking your monkey, etc; then blowing your knob nectar all over the perpetrater.
Paul got caught knobbin off in the boys' room by mr J. too bad fo him, he's now got a pearl necklace.
by blumpkinsforall November 1, 2008
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Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.
Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!

I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.
by PALABRAMAN July 17, 2009
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nigga knocking

You Run up to a random person's house and kick their door as hard as you can, then you run.

Similar to Ding Dong Ditching.
Me and Dave went Nigga knocking for two hours last night.
by Ryan Higgins July 4, 2007
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