Knitting Association

A group of kids usually consisting of male's that gather together and one by one knit each others assholes shut so that no anal sex can ever be performed

Johnny and the rest of the boys devoted their Friday night to their knitting association.

by Little Boys Club 101 April 11, 2010

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Life Knitting

When someone notices things you do often, they have noticed your "life knitting". Because knitting has patterns.

Person 1: You know, you say "shhh" a lot.
Person 2: You must know me really well!

Person 1: Yeah, I've picked up on your life knitting!

by Thor, Asgardian God of Thunder June 23, 2012

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Knit Trauma

Knit Trauma is the situation that obsessive knitters often find themselves in, when they already have several knitting projects on the go, yet feel the urge to go out and buy more knitting patterns, yarn, etc... They are then in a double-edged scenario: 'Do I begin my new project, or finish my haf-finished ones?'

Lady 1: "Oh no! What do I do?"
Lady2: "What's up?"
Lacy 1: "Suffering a severe Knit Trauma here!"

by Pearl Queen July 23, 2011

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knit cookies

the act of doing something very housewifey womanly or motherly. Especially when you are a man.

Are you gonna come have drinks with the guys or stay home and knit cookies.

Me and my wife have an understanding, I earn the money she stays home knitting cookies.

by Trinide May 25, 2007

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