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Knacker's yard

Area of a slaughterhouse where animal carcasses unfit for human consumption are rendered into useful materials such as glue.

As an English colloquial expression, it is used to describe a person or object that is spent beyond all reasonable use, as in "He is only fit for the knacker's yard".
"If Barry Bonds' knee gets any worse, the only trade the Giants will find possible is one with the knacker's yard".
by Guy Dalziel August 3, 2006
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Knacker Shower

When an Irish gypsy (or Knacker) has no shower facilities and uses excessive amounts of spray deodrant to cover up the smell, whilst creating an even worse one
I was fiercw smelly the morning after that fight and so I had a Knacker Shower John Joe
by Cill-bert March 9, 2009
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knacker drinking

When someone over 18 or someone that looks over 18 gets loads of cheap drink for underage irish teenagers, which they drink in the middle of no where until they don't remember what they did and go home either absolutely hammered(much to the dismay of their parents?) or in an ambulance(much to the dismay of their liver).
Sean picks up phone.
Ray: "Aaah, boyz, whats going down today, boss?"
Sean: "Aaah, Dannys going into Tescos to get 40 cans and den going into Aldi to get 10 naggins of Smirnoff so we can go knacker drinking up da trax"
Ray: "Sorted boss, meet you dere in 5 min, boss, boss"
Sean: "Yeah, well sorted, Tomas was in a bad state yesterday"
Ray: "Always is, 12 Dutch Gold is his limit, man, boss"
by Yellow Yellow December 24, 2008
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knackers

1. A slang term for 'testicles'.
2. A yard where horses are killed for food or glue, short for the "knacker's yard".
3. Sometimes used in place of 'knackered', meaning 'tired' or 'worn out'.
1. He's got his knackers in a twist.
2. We sent Red Rum to the knacker's yard.
3. My knackers are knackers after all that fun in the knacker's.
by Kevin Watkins May 13, 2004
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auto kakke

To ejaculate upon a vehicle. Sexual fetish. Combination of the words AUTOmobile and buKAKKE.
In the privacy of his garage, Jeff frequently performed auto kakke on his vintage Corvette.
by Big Al February 24, 2004
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knackered

spent, near death.
Origin from 'knacker's yard' where one took old horses to become pots of glue.
On my feet all day and I'm knackered.
by Quas1 October 26, 2008
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kwakked

Pronounced kwok'd.

(adj.) To be thoroughly inebriated.

After the Belgian beer crafted by Pauwel Kwak in 1791. Comes in a big, funny glass that pours all over you as you tip it to drink.

Alternate spelling: kwaked.
"Dude, I think the server-chick is pretty farghin' kwakked, too."
by AmosDW May 19, 2007
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