\ˈkläphau̇s\
1. A momentary lash out provoked by another man, woman, child, horse, or inanimate object.
2. A controversial term referring to the complete disregard for a Montreal fan.
1. A momentary lash out provoked by another man, woman, child, horse, or inanimate object.
2. A controversial term referring to the complete disregard for a Montreal fan.
Billy - "Dude did you hear that Big Tex burned down!"
Bobby - "Dude I have something to tell you:("
Billy - "Bobbyy!?!"
Bobby - "It was staring at me with those big wooden eyes, I had a moment of un-clarity"
Billy - "You killed Big Tex!"
Bobby - "No bobby, I Klophaused him. He had it coming"
Bobby - "Dude I have something to tell you:("
Billy - "Bobbyy!?!"
Bobby - "It was staring at me with those big wooden eyes, I had a moment of un-clarity"
Billy - "You killed Big Tex!"
Bobby - "No bobby, I Klophaused him. He had it coming"
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but once you get to know her she is really sweet and wifey material
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