Kinkle

to kinkle someone; to be kinkled
Noun; verb

A manipulative misrepresentation of what another person has said; to "twist their words" for dramatic effect. This is often done purposely to make another person look bad or to get others to feel sorry for them. Sometimes, however, the person kinkling is just incapable of comprehending conversations the way they happened. The kinkle is perfected with dramatic body movements such as flailing arms.

"My mom kinkled me when repeating our conversation to my brother"

"She kinkled me to Bob and made him livid with me, even though that's not what I said".

"He kinkles really badly so watch what you say and/or believe".

"I've been kinkled! That's not what I said!"

by lioness_92 November 9, 2012

CRUSTY KLINKER

WHEN YOU TAKE A SHIT AND DONT WIPE YOUR ARSE PROPERLY AND IT LEAVES BITS OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ARSE HAIR, AKA SPIDER MONKEYS.

DUDE, WHEN YOU BENT OVER TO MOON THAT OLD WOMEN I COULD SEE A FEW CRUSTY KLINKERS HANGING FROM YOUR ASS.

by CESC MACHINE March 26, 2010

klinklon

an endearing short form for someone with the name "Kalinda"

I'm watching saturday night live with klinklon

by RaGau December 12, 2009

kninkles

The knee wrinkles on your pants after they've been folded over a hanger for an extended period of time.

Dude, you have the worst case of kninkles. Go iron your pants.

by JohnStamosismydad June 10, 2011

Klinkell

major cuddling and sex jokes between two best freinds

Woah! thats some hardcore klinkelling!

by Cuing March 27, 2013

kinkle

a dick that is long and very skinny

you have a kinkle
opposite of choade

by Chris October 21, 2004

krinklesac

The sound chip bags make in a quiet room.

During the lecture, I heard a krinklesac but I couldn't figure out where it was coming from.

by CleveSon November 11, 2012